Estonian Malaria is an extremely contagious desease in the lands of Estonia. It causes many a person to be ill for days at a time, dissabling them from work, school, and boring social events. The symptoms can be anything from cold, or headache to cough, or nausea. In very serious cases, it can effect members of the family causing a "family emergency".
The Disease is very vicious and not easy to cure. To care for someone who has Estonian Malaria, run, fast, they can heal on thier own, let them do that, you dont wanna get sick. However, if they have a very very serious case (as all are, but like... even more-er) of Estonian Malaria, then You will need to poke eye-holes in a pillow, and tape it to your head, so you dont breathe in any of the toxic fumes that the Estonian Malaria gives off, and get the Disease yourself. After appling the pillow, find some drugs. Estonian Malaria specific drugs, can only be made by extracting the venom of the green mamba snake, and making the antidote. This is only available, in select locations, within Estonia. If not available, make a simple remedy using one McDonalds cheeseburger, 2 cups of ketchup, 4 Pickles, and three slices of cheese. This has a 1/99 percent chance of working. If patient is one of the unlucky 98/99 they will die. Either way, they will suffer no more.
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The Disease is very vicious and not easy to cure. To care for someone who has Estonian Malaria, run, fast, they can heal on thier own, let them do that, you dont wanna get sick. However, if they have a very very serious case (as all are, but like... even more-er) of Estonian Malaria, then You will need to poke eye-holes in a pillow, and tape it to your head, so you dont breathe in any of the toxic fumes that the Estonian Malaria gives off, and get the Disease yourself. After appling the pillow, find some drugs. Estonian Malaria specific drugs, can only be made by extracting the venom of the green mamba snake, and making the antidote. This is only available, in select locations, within Estonia. If not available, make a simple remedy using one McDonalds cheeseburger, 2 cups of ketchup, 4 Pickles, and three slices of cheese. This has a 1/99 percent chance of working. If patient is one of the unlucky 98/99 they will die. Either way, they will suffer no more.
