Do you pay your taxes?
Taxes?? Um.. I have to go now...
I love taxes so much I pay them twice a year.

Are you good looking?
Yes, I just wear masks for fun
Better looking than you!

Do you take orders well??
Yes, sir!
So, one time I saw this giant squirrel, and it ran up a tree

Do you like pigs?
Oink.. I mean yes
Well they taste good, is that what you mean?

Do you like Pina Colada??
No, I'm on a peach mango tofu diet.
Chug Chug Chug,Slurp!

What's your most likely course of action if threatened?
Spontaneous combustion.
A high pitched scream.

Would you pass up the opportunity to have high tea with the queen?
Yes, she's a traitor, thinking England is as good as Estonia
Marvelous!