America must retaliate while she still can. But what weapon do we have that can compare to Estella Warren? The fact is, we have failed. Now we are all doomed.
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| America is under attack. Our evil "ally" to the north, Canada, has launched the most deadly weapon of mass destruction the world has ever seen: Estella Warren. It is now only a matter of time before the hearts (among other things) of American men are blown to pieces. America must retaliate while she still can. But what weapon do we have that can compare to Estella Warren? The fact is, we have failed. Now we are all doomed. |
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