tried to eat my ears
for seven long and
seven short years
when i look back now i can see
that sad red shoes were there too.
they were trying to cross the street with dull gray clouds hanging over their heads
(while noble purple umbrellas watching them from a distance)
i don't recall any other time
i felt more insulted my whole life
not even the time my stepmother knocked me unconscious and danced sirtaki in my nosetrills
i had to lick my family mirror just to get over it
but it only made it worse
so this time i had to slaughter a lonely white horse
i knew it wasn't fair
but then, what is?
i just had to do it for the sake of the universe and for the survival of my kind..
of *Free Comics*
