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| Newsletter Reported Missing Okay so maybe we missed a FEW newsletters. SUE US you damn bastards, go ahead. Screw a goat. DAMN goat screwers. Runaway Goat Late Tuesday evening, a goat was called in MISSING by his owner Ted V. Screwagoat. CALL 1 800 SCW-GOAT if you got info dawgg. Ted was reported saying "Screw dem damn goats...I know i shoulda been watchin der asses...I can't exactly see dem doah. It sure is code outside beotch." Well ok then...speaking of changing the subject.... New York is the Shiznitt It's true as of December 28th, 2001 New York will be COOL. That's right, founders of ESS, Sherman T. German and Steph T. Great will be gracing the state with their presence. They will be arriving at 10:50 am EST. This will be a joyous occasion for all. Please bring confetti to the arrival gate. Thank you. Gifts (of $50 value or more) will be appreciated. Thank you again for your time and patience. Damn goats. Secrets are BAD New policy implemented on Dec. 23, two thousand and first year of our Lord. Any time that a secret is kept..... goat shaped CONFETTI down your shirt. Please keep this in mind. AIM Sucks Goat Ass What the hell is with the damn random chat not working? Damn goats, at it again eh? It's a conspiracy. Damn goats. Words to Live By.... by Steph and Sherman (so of course they are damn good) "er er er er er er errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, yes I am damn straight, it is either gay or not straight" ~Porter, Thomas C.S. "I'm not married, my wife is" ~This guy steph works with "then I started gagging" ~PJP aka Michael Bolton, aka mike "it should be illegal for me to reproduce" ~This OTHER guy steph works with (what the hell) "Well that sounds good" ~Porter and the rest of the 324 guys along with most of the TKEs "trying is the first step toward failure" ~Homer Simpson "A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one" ~Ayma Moron aka Seth COMING SOON: New York EDITION....good times for all. Stay straight, and if you want to submit something for the next edition that would be greatttttttttt, thanks. [email protected] or [email protected] |