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The Haven

	Amazing what can be done using Paint Shop Pro X, a pure blue picture and 10 minutes. Hein? View More Artwork

	I have added the Archive page. Not because there is a lot to archive, but because as I add more 'entries' - oh dear, this is starting to sound more like a blog than a homepage! - then the page size goes up, not good for anyone. I had my French A2 Oral exam today, which is the excuse I shall use to explain my abscence from posting for a few days. Do not fear that I have forgotten about the site already! - Espirito 4th May 2006.
	I was thinking, as I browsed through Bash that what this site lacks....is appeal. What would make people come here, aside from the usual: force; coercion; trickery; blackmail and bribery? Controversial sites are widespread and thus another one is unlikely to increase traffic significantly; rather it would slow traffic of the educated. Not being intrinsically humorous, this path is also cut off. That left me without ideas, so I shall resort to the usual (see above). As a prospective gadfly, but in no way a troll. I realise the comparison with Socrates may be a little pompous, however I do not expect floods of complaints. i wonder why? - Espirito 29th April 2006.
	Little to add today, however I have launched the French Version of the site. Similarly it has very little on it at the moment, however I wish to see whether there is enough traffic going there to continue the bi-lingual trend. If you speak French, as your first or a subsequent tongue, check it out, and forgive my errors. Unless there is a demand for any specific area of the site to be expanded first I anticipate the creation of the Philosophy Section. - Espirito 28th April 2006.
	I started this site in late November 2002, that's 42 months ago! This makes it older than Wikipedia! Is it a coincidence that 42 is also the meaning of life? In that time my main page has recieved over 1700 visits; that's an average of over 40 a month: more than one unique visitor per day! Considering that the site has had little to no publicity, and that the content had little to no intellectual - or other - value, I find this impressive; more so considering the vast range of countries from which these visitors have arrived. I say little value, but clearly my most popular page was the (in)famous Sheep Page, described by some as 'Sheepalicious'. Having not updated the site since April 2004, I felt a small obligation to return it to a semblance of life: give it a face lift; add new things; cleanse its aura; buy it some new clothes. I think I have done a pretty good job - check out the old layout to compare for yourself. With such a long break having been taken - Latin joke: if you don't understand, get some education - why have I now decided to update, and hopefully continue to do so? Firstly, I'd like to get some traffic going through here, and traffic needs something to look at: advertisements; the hot woman in the car behind; the new-born lambs in the field; the car crash. Secondly, since I am going off to university in September, to study Maths and Philosophy, I wanted to get some of my philosophical ideas down on (virtual) paper: i.e. to metaphorically put all the crap on my bedroom floor in cupboards. Metaphorically ofcourse since there is no way I would actually do that, my crap can stay on my floor thank you very much. Anyway, I ought to be adding some more pages rather than being so garrulous, I will thus take the opportunity to apologise for anything I write in a foreign language that you do not understand, I will try to remember to gloss things. If you need to get in touch with me to complain, please write - or type - your letter - or e-mail - and then throw it into the recycling - we have to take care of the environment. Should any other issue arise that compels you to contact me, let's say for example that you wished to praise: the site; my opinions; my music taste; my good looks; my wit; or anything else, then please contact me at My Hotmail Address. - Espirito 27th April 2006.

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