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| This is THE place to go for authentic swiss food. I ordered a mushroom and swiss burger, which was pretty good...after I scraped off the mushrooms. |
| This is that Matterhorn mountain. I'm pretty sure it's modeled after the one in Orlando. It's okay...but it doesn't even have a rollercoaster running through it. I always thought the Swiss were high-tech. |
| The town of Zermatt. People only come here to get to that mountain. There are no cars allowed in town, but mysterious tire tracks appear in the snow. Check out these two juiceheads. |
| This is by far the best thing I found in Switzerland. The store owner tells me its a super rare Swiss Navy knife from around the 1860's. How often do you find one of these? I immediately put it up on E-bay, but nobody's met the minimum reserve yet. |
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| A Swiss bank |
| Typical Swiss chalet |
| Another one |
| I met some Swiss locals that rock, they are loud as fuck. They call themselves Deep Purple. It's my prediction that they're gonna be pretty well known. This was taken right after I asked them if I could audition for the band. They said "let us think about it". |