Pagan Redneck Words

  1. Ostara -- those twinkly things in the night sky
  2. Beltane -- it helps to hold up your pants
  3. Lammas -- hairy South American critters
  4. Shaman -- toilet paper brand
  5. Altar -- letting out your pants
  6. Yule -- a greeting "how Yule doin'?"
  7. Boline -- rolling a 300 on league night
  8. Censer -- to bleep out dirty words
  9. Handfasting -- dieting to get skinny fingers
  10. Imbolc -- buying in quantity
  11. Litha -- deadly
  12. Mabon -- cosmetics brand (see "Mabon Lady")
  13. Runes -- to mess something up
  14. Incense -- marrying your cousin
  15. Wicca -- Oriental furniture

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