- Gimme that real old time religion
Gimme that real old time religion
Gimme that real old time religion
That's good enough for me!
- It was good enough for Granny
She could throw a double-whammy
That would knock you on your fanny
And she's good enough for me!
- With the aid of my athame
I can throw a "double-whammy"
(And can slice and dice salami!)
So it's good enough for me!
- There will be a lot of lovin'
When we're meetin in our Coven
Quit yer pushin and yer shovin'
So there's room enough for me!
- Some folks worship all of Nature
Tho they love to taunt and bait-cher
They're just funnin', they don't hate-cher
And they're good enough for me!
- Our High Priestess is a doll
But she's fond of alcohol
Carlo Rossi she'll extoll
But she's good enough for me!
- Our Coven is a bunch
But I have a sneaking hunch
That their brains are out-to-lunch
But they're good enough for me!
- Our Coven has a charter
They recieved from some old farter
And they gave him one in barter
But it's good enough for me!
- Our Familiar is black
With a white stripe down his back
When his tail goes up, make tracks,
'Cause it ain't perfumery!
- When the full Moon's in the sky
And the witching hour is nigh
Flying ointment we'll apply
And that's very good for me!
- Our Bard is macrophonic
And he thinks he's so harmonic
But he's more like cacophonic
And he plays a mile off-key!
- Outdoor skyclad is for weirdos
Who forget about mosquitoes
And they zap you like torpedos
That ain't good enough for me!
- I inherited from Mommy
I inherited from Mommy
My big, black, switch-blade athame
And it's ba-a-a-d enough for me!
- It was Gerald wrote the ditty
And Al Crowley made it pretty
Ain't traditional one bitty
But it's good enough for me!
- We will follow Gerald Gardner
In our faith he is our partner
All that scourgin' makes it harder
But it's good enough for me!
- It's those good old connotations
Which make grow the Pagan nations
Leading us to conjugations
And that's good enough for me!
- Oh my grandpa prays to Suna
And my grandma worships Luna
They've disowned me, I'm Kahuna
But that's good enough for me
- It's the fruit of all my training
And it don't need no explaining
Now if it would just stop raining
It's good enough for me
- Rowan Moonstone is a beauty
And Pattalee's a cutie
Holy Moly! Rootie-tootie!
And it's good enough for me!
- Let's go skyclad all together
Dance the Circle round the heather
Never mind the freezing weather
And that's good enough for me!
- We will worship with the witches
'Cause we're rowdy sons-of-bitches
And they scratch us where it itches
And that's good enough for me!
- We will gather at our saunas
When the spirit comes upon us
To perform the Rites of Faunus
And that's good enough for me!
- Perfect love and perfect trust
We shall rise up from the dust
And become the upper crust
And that's good enough for me!
- When the red-necks say we're sinning
I don't care, 'cause we are winning
And this is only the beginning
And that's good enough for me!
- Our Witch-Queen has a tushie
Which is big and wide and plushy
Altars under her go sqooshy
What e're the carpentry!
- Our First-Degree has curves
That give all men the swerves
It gets on the ladies' nerves
But she's good enough for me!
- Always be polite to witches
Always be polite to witches
If you cross them they are bitches
And they throw some nasty spells!
- Up the chimney, down the street
Flying at ten thousand feet
Hey, Pan Am, we gotcha beat
And it's good enough for me!
- Our chalice holds six quart
And our wine -- it sure ain't port!
It's distilled in a retort
But it'sh good enough f'me!
- Our rituals are diverse
Every week a different curse
Goddess! What if they reverse?
It won't be good enough for me!
- We were told in Pagan class
That leaping cauldrons is a gas
But I got a roasted...pentacle
And I can't sit down for tea!
- When a witch says "wackawacka"
You must kiss her "smackasmacka"
And recieve one "backabacka"
And that's good enough for me!
- When I first became a pagan
It was daring and outragin'
Now my Circle's started agin'
But they're good enough for me!
- We go skyclad for the Goddess
So we wear no shirt or bodice
And it isn't very modest
But it's good enough for me!
- We will gather come the Lammas
It is writ in Nostradamus
We will take off our pyjamas
We'll make merry, She'll be pleased!
- I'm full mooning evil spirits
Throwing wild derriere fits
And on me they can't lay their mitts
'Cause my charm's protecting me!
- We will worship Frey and Freya
Yao and Vesta, Lugh and Gaia
Any more? Perun! and Maia!
That's still not enough for me!
- We will jump the old bonfire
Tho the flames are roaring higher
If you miss you join the pyre
And that's good enough for me!
- They say that Wicca makes you fertile
As a horny little turtle
And your glands they all will spurt'l
And that's good enough for me!
- Oh my neighbor is a Buddhist
And my roommate is Voodooist
Me, I'm just a nudist!
But that's good enough for me!
- If you think that you're a Bard
Go and practice in the yard
Annoy the neighbors till you're tarred
And feathered, but don't mention me!
- When you go to California
Pagans there'll jump upon ya
Well don't say I didn't warn ya
You heard it first from me.
- We will all join in with Wicca
With the Goddess we will dickah
We will argue, fight and bickah
In a happy anarchy!
- Mother Nature doth attract us
With her fascinatin' cactus
Now Her plants have all attacked us!
So I'll go and hug a tree!
- We will sing a verse for Loki
He's the old Norse god of Chaos
Which is why this verse don't rhyme or scan or nothin'
But it's good enough for me...
- To Prometheus let us hark
In bringing fire, he made his mark
Or we'd be dancing in the dark
And that's not good enough for me!
- I asked questions of the Sybil
And she gave me back a riddle
And she left me in a muddle
But that's good enough for me!
- If you plan to court Medusa
At her place in Syracusa
Take a mirror; what's the use-a
Getting stoned before your spree?
- We will all see Aphrodite
Though she's pretty wild and flighty
She will meet us in her nightie
And she's good enough for me!
- We will frolic with old Bacchus
We don't care if some folks mock us
'Cause his rites are rather raucous
And they're good enough for me!
- All the hunters start convergin'
When Diana is emergin'
It's too bad she's still a virgin
But there's still hope left for me!
- Oh we will go and worship Pan,
'Cause he just don't give a damn!
Grab a woman or a man,
And that's good enough for me!
- We've neglected Father Zeus
Tho it seems a bit obtuse
We think more of Mother Goose
But he's good enough for me!
- Now there was this wizard, Merlin,
Really kept the world a-twirlin'
'Til he got mixed up in girlin'
But he's good enough for me!
- In Pwyll's hall you will be welcome
But he's not at home too often
Spends all his time in Annwyfn
And that's good enough for me!
- We will sing a verse for Rhiannon
Who the Celts had had a handle on
When she took their kilted men on
And she's good enough for me!
- We all will worship Bridget
'Cause She never will be frigit
She takes giants, men and midgits
And She's good enough for me!
- If you like aggressive women
Morrigan with tricks is brimmin'
Do you groove on S&M-in'?
Then she's just the one for you!
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