Top 20 Signs a Pagan is Militant

  1. You use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles
  2. Your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16
  3. Your robe is made of camouflage material
  4. Your cakes & wine come from MRE's
  5. Your book of shadows contains plans on defusing bombs, poison antidotes and basic survival techniques
  6. Your circle is marked by barbed-wire
  7. You have to take an ATV or HumVee to get to the Covenstead
  8. You use an artillery shell casing for your God symbol
  9. You use a hand grenade for a God symbol (if there isn't an artillery shell available)
  10. You take down a tent to move the Covenstead
  11. Your familiar is an attack-trained Doberman, Rottweiler or German Shepherd
  12. You use a hubcap for a scrying dish
  13. You use teargas to smudge when doing banishings
  14. Your goddess symbol is Tank Girl
  15. Your tradition's 1st degree training includes Ninjitsu or other forms of martial arts
  16. Your circle name is Spike, Slash, Ripcord, Hawkeye, Bubba, or anything that ends with 'ster'
  17. You use machine gun fire to cast your circle
  18. You use a compass for a divination tool
  19. You use a bullet on a string for a pendulum
  20. You call your High Priest "Commander", and your High Priestess "General"

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