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Thou shall not turn
thy ex into a frog.
Thou shall not meddle
in the affairs of dragons, for thou are crunchy and taste good
with ketchup.
Thou shall not laugh
at nekked snow sprites.
Thou shall not get
drunk with thy Goddess's wine.
Thou shall not sacrifice
thy little sister.
Thou shall not go
running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thy are in times of
burning.
Thou shall not question
the word of thy High Priestess - She is God.
Thou shall not laugh
at being nekked at coven - thou shall be killed.
Thou shall not commit
to signing anything that declares any single person as thy lord
and savior.
Thou shall not invoke
thy Watchtowers only to say "never mind".
Thou shall not burn
enough candles to burn thy house down.
Thou shall not have
the magickal name "Sir Stinky Fartsalot".
Thou shall not call
coven only for laughs.
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