"What's an Esoom?" you ask, well my friend, it is actually who is Esoom. Here follows the legend that is Esoom.
Short and simple...
I, Corey Moss, am Esoom Yenroc.
Born- January 24, 1989
Location- Sykesville, Maryland, U.S.A.
School- Century High School, Junior
Height- About 6"3'
Weight- 163 pounds
Eye Color- Brown
Hair- Black, curly
Favorite Color- Green (haven't you                             noticed?)
How it all started...
The year....well I'm too lazy to figure it out but it was 7th grade at Sykesville Middle. During some class, (either Reading or Language Arts or something) we read a story about Brair Rabbit and Brair Fox. Except somehow they were named Bruh Rabbit and Bruh Fox. So I gave some kid in the class the nickname of Bruh Fox, which later turned into Xof Hurb. He then dubbed me Corney Moose, which turned into Esoom Yenroc. See the resemblance?
Corey Moss
Corney Moose
You don't? Ah well it was 7th grade we were just crazy kids. There you have it. The genesis.
Corey's other nicknames include...
Esoom
E
Soom
The Soom of all E's
C Dawg
C Dub
Pimmy J
Sparticus
Corinth
Cornelius
Mr. Bean
The Flash
K.P.P.B (Kung Pow Pretty Boy)
Judgemaster
Did you really think that my friends don't have nicknames...?
My best friends and I are in this sort of a posse. We call ourselves the DFG's ("Dog Food Gangstas" from Homestarrunner.com). Anywhoo the DFG'S are comprised of Adam, Jay, Chris, and I. Adam was fused with Karl's DNA once and he became the Silvaking. (Karl later became Kark / but that's another story.) Chris' username at school is s7chudso so he became Chudso, or Rumbleford. Rumble for short. And Jay felt left out and wanted a name. One day at lunch his mom brought his bag lunch and it said "B Lunch" on it. Jay said "What? Who's this "B Lunch person?" And the name stuck. Now he's B Lunch or The B. So it's (me) Esoom, Silvaking, Chudso, and The B.
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