| "Doh-k" | "SO MANY ISSUES!" |
| "That's a negative." | "Negative, Ghostrider." |
| "Suck it up." | "I need a Diet Coke." (Always Jenny, never me) |
| "Boys are trouble." | "Hide your flaws until after the wedding." |
| "Good morning, Sunshine." | "I can believe I just ate that." |
| "Do I look okay?" | "Jenny, does this match?" |
| "Do I look like a slut?" | "God is cool." |
| "Nectar of the gods!" (i.e. orange juice) | "I look like I'm ten." |
| "We're golden." | "Nice." |
9.6.00 The Bionic Toilet of Death
starts flushing at 3:30pm and doesn't stop until 11pm - 7.5 hours
10.7.00 Girls' Night In and Camp
In at Camp Chevy because the floor was like a rock. We decoupaged
cigar boxes and ate low-fat junk with hot chocolate. The Sound of
Music and Beauty and the Beast were enjoyed by all (Jenny, Jessica, Amy,
Stephanie L., and resident). Jenny and Jessica camped out in a tent
in the common area because it was freakin' cold out. Every time Jessica
rolled over she hit a chair. In the morning when her alarm went off
she, like a dolt, couldn't figure out that tents are exited via doors,
not screens.
10.2.00 Jenny and Jessica do
Jane Fonda together. Jessica learns the variety of new things she
can do with her butt.
10.18.00 Gayle on the Bible: "Yeah,
I read the whole thing in sixth grade... I had pneumonia."
11.13.00 "When you're 20, you
have to, like, think about stuff, but when you're 21, you have to ACT
on it."
11.15.00 We roast marshmallows
in the courtyard over the propane tank. How many girls does it take
to light a propane tank? "Children, where are you doing?" "You
can write with the ASH!!" Stephanie: "Let's just set a little of
the pine straw on fire." Jessica: "I shouldn't have burnt that graham
cracker and eaten it. It was yucky."
Last Wednesday: Our motto: Hide your
flaws 'til after the wedding!
1.5.01 "I like art - just not
in Birmingham." "Remember when that plane crashed onto the connector?
Why was it flying there? We'll never know."
1.16.01 "I feel like an unloved
Delta Chi reject." --> thoughts on DX formal
1.20.01 Tau Omega Phi's Crush
party --> "David Duchovney, why don't you love me?"
2.16.01 Jenny and Jessica have
a lovely time watching "Swing Time" at the High, followed by "Bring It
On" at Delta Chi with Chris W.
"Dude, hold on"
-Jenny
"Man, if I don't
get a guy tonight it's because I have a pen in my head." -Jessica
"I'm sorry, my panties
are in a wad, okay?!" -Jessica
3.3-3.10.01 Rendezvous to Pinehurst,
NC with 202, less Kyle. We did nothing and it was everything we thought
it could be.