| I am Fred, |
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| OK you low-life, irritating people. I'm finally going to make an interesting homepage for you. I know you will like it because it's about ME. |
| So now you can leave me alone. |
| Everyday I wake up..... Then I wake up Kay so she will give me breakfast. |
| Then I go back to bed and sleep, so what? |
| Sometimes I go downstairs. I like it downstairs because it's sunny. |
| ......And then I sleep. |
| I really am a beautiful cat, you know. I could have been a model or something. |
| Never mind all that talk about Kay finding me in the garbage can. It's just a rumor. |
| OH GOD! It's Michael! Go away, hiss hiss, go AWAY |
| Why can't you people just leave me alone? |
| OK, I'm tired, so this page is finished. Just go away now. |
| I said "hiss, HISS...go AWAY!" |
| Queen of the world |
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| Sometimes I help with the cooking. |
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