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kyle was my very first friend when i moved to washington. we grew up together watching our brothers play sports. i've never kissed him. |
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i used to tell my friends that i was sure kyle and i would end up dating before the end of high school. hmmm... that sure never happened. that would be like dating my brother. we've been through too much together. all the kids at school used to torture us and tell us that we would make the perfect couple and we needed to get together. we solved the problem by lying and saying we were cousins. you gotta do whatever works |
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we have this ongoing cow-name-calling thing. we always get eachother presents that are cow related... he's the king of cows.... and his cat is ugly. |
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we used to torture the cheerleaders from the other team at basketball games. that was when we weren't too busy sitting in the stands playing cards. |
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we went to senior prom together. there was nobody else that i would have rather gone with. we had it planned out for most of high school. nicole keller still owes me $80. |
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our parents arranged our marriage. my mom is never going to give it up. she always asks, "how's my son in law?" |
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in elementary school we made cookies at his house one day before the holidays. we both ate a ton of frosting. his mom warned us to stop or we'd be sick. neither of us made it to school the next day. |
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i used to go to his house and we'd play the farming game together. we were pros. we were also nerds. |
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in 6th grade in math class, we had mrs. corning. she let the two of us work ahead of the class and do our own thing. we were "making crystals" once and were screwing around. have you ever added blue food coloring to vinegar... and then added baking soda? yeah, bad idea. kyle jets out of the room and leaves me to explain why the cup is exploding and blue dye is all over the floor.... thanks buddy. needless to say, mrs. corning was not pleased. |
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i love kyle. he's the greatest. some day he's going to fall in love... and that girl is going to be one of the luckiest people out there... |
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