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| AUNT JULIE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| all my friends really like jules. i don't know if it's because she acts like she's 15, or if it's because they never cease to be amazed by the words coming out of her mouth... come to think of it, maybe that's why my friends also like my mom... |
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| julie's entire life is the epitome of disorganized. this picture was taken on halloween. she didn't have any blue eye shadow so she used blue magic marker. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| he has more energy than any other kid who has ever lived. if you don't believe me, try hanging out with him for 5 minutes. he's like the energizer bunny... anybody have any ritalin? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| nick is 10 years old now. for the first half of his life he thought he was a dog. instead of speaking, he just barked. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| i watched my first R rated movie with julie. i was 6. didn't even slow her down. apparently she thought all kindergartners watched R movies. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| she has a boyfriend that's been around for quite a while now. he's a great guy. good work, julie. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| julie never wears a bra... ever. she says that if it bothers people, then it's their own damn problem. she also enjoys telling me about all sorts of experiences she's had, including ones that only aunt julie would share. once, julianne was fortunate enough to hear one such story... she probably still gets embarrased thinking about it. (julianne's family is a lot more civilized than mine) |
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| senior year when i was driving around at night with nothing really to do, i'd sometimes go to julie's and we'd hang out and talk. i could tell julie anything and not have to worry about being judged or getting in trouble or anything... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i love aunt julie. she's the greatest. she says she's my real mother, but she can't remember who the daddy is. i really wouldn't be surprised... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||