Mike Batey

"I'm Bringing Chubby Back."

Age: 24

Height: 6'

Weight: 3 Bucks +

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Dark Brown

Bio: I am currently "living the life" as they say having just moved into a new place and am in the process of turning it into a new "party central." But just like the Death Star ... its not yet operational. I share my domicile with my room mate Rob ... who has the uncanny ability to do whatever the hell he puts his mind to. I work at Quest Diagnostics (not just Quest...you have to have job pride) ... and go to school at UofM Flint. I'm in the process of changing my major once again because teaching doesn't sound so great. I enjoy writing, reading, drinking, watching movies, some TV shows and sports, and anything video games.

I also enjoy ladies, anyone with a good sense of humor, and ladies with a good sense of humor best. I'm recently out of a 3 year relationship and am currently looking for some dumb slut to fill that void. (Just kidding ... a smart slut will do fine). In all seriousness ... I'm just looking to have a good time with who ever feels like hanging out with Mike Batey is a good idea. And let me assure you ... it is.

The most important things to me are my family and friends ... especially my buddies in this section whom I all consider brothers.

So even though this website is all about me ... this section is even more about me ... so in the words of T.O. ... "Gotta love me some me."

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