Men In Locker Room
MEN IN LOCKER ROOM Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?" MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN:" How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000." MAN: "For that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! One more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you too." The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are." Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said �Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!" And the two men turned and walked out.
There were 11 people dangling from a rope over a cliff, ten men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go. Finally, the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped. NEVER underestimate the power of a woman.
On a Rope
