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-My other car is a Gundam.
-I'd rather be self-destructing right now.
-Warning: Driver currently on the ZERO system.
-Have you hugged your Perfect Soldier today?
-KISAMA!
-My child is an honor student at the Lake Victoria Base Military Academy
-You have a death wish? Call Heero Yuy @ 555-3478 [Miko Maxwell]
-My son's a Gundam pilot [Krystyna]
-Have you pulled your hyperactive friend's braid today? [Krystyna]
-Have a heart! Support your local Gundam! [Kyrstyna]
-Have you blown up a Mobile Doll today? [Krystyna]
-Have a reason to live! Fight for your colony today! [Krystyna]
-Have a purpose! Make Relena Queen of the World! [Krystyna]
-My other mech's a Gundam [Krystyna]
-Have you yelled 'Omae o korosu' today? [Krystyna]
-Have a reason to live! Steal Howard's sunglasses! [Krystyna]
-Have another reason to live! Burn Howard's shirts! [Krystyna]
-My other best friend is a cold-hearted fifteen year old with a penchant for death threats [Krystyna]
-I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it. [Wying Nihte]
-I am heavily armed, easily bored and off my medication. [Wying Nihte]
-End rush hour traffic now! Legalize vehicular weaponry. [Wying Nihte]
-Don't build more Gundams until we self-destruct in the ones we have. [Wying Nihte]
-That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast. [Wying Nihte]
-I didn't do it. No body saw me do it. You can't prove anything. [Wying Nihte]
-Speed Limit: what's a Speed Limit??? [Wying Nihte]
-Shit happens...frequently. [Wying Nihte]
-The Golden Rule: "Do as was done to you-with infinite exponential
interest." [Wying Nihte]
-Do unto others before the do unto you. Then run. [Wying Nihte]
-Shinigami LIVES! [Wying Nihte]
-Piss people off. Odds are you can beat them to a pulp. [Wying Nihte]
-If you cannot be rude, be at least extremely impolite. [Wying Nihte]
-If (insert enemy name here) is so popular, why can't s/he even buy
friends? [Wying Nihte]
-I have PMS and a thermonuclear detonator...did you have something to
say? [Wying Nihte]
-I KILLED THE PACIFIST! [Crescent]
-My Zero system can turn on in 5 seconds and I'll go insane. Can you get out of my way that fast, too? [Crescent]
-Wing Zero is the ultimate. Anything else is just a mobile suit. [Crescent]
-I have 5 lethal, insane, trigger-happy friends. You want to start some trouble? [Crescent]
-Explosions... gotta love em! [Crescent]
-Get out of my way! I have date with my maker! [Crescent]
-Are you afraid of the God of Death? Mwha ha ha ha. [Crescent]
-I have 3 words for you! Omae o korosu. [Crescent]
-I didn't kill Relena... my gun did! [Crescent]
-I'm not a pacifist... I'm a lunatic. Wanna try me? [Crescent]
-I am PMSing, have a gun; any questions? [Amanda]
-Have beam cannon, will travel. [Abyss Gothwolf]
-Violence is not the answer, but it's a damn good question. [Abyss Gothwolf]
-Life sucks, and then you self destruct. [Abyss Gothwolf]
-Never underestimate the power of a teenage boy on a green shirt. [Abyss Gothwolf]
-Sanity is vastly overrated. [Abyss Gothwolf]
-Traffic- You give me the finger, I kill you. [Calypso Yuy]
-Honk again and my Zero system will kick in. [Calypso Yuy]
-Where did I put that damn self-destruct button? [Calypso Yuy]
-Save Relena? WTF?! [Calypso Yuy]
-Caution- This car has the ability to become your worse technological nightmare.
-Those aren't tail pipes. Ever hear of a beam cannon? [Calypso Yuy]
-If this car takes flight, you didn't hallucinate, but you'd better forget that you saw anything. [Calypso Yuy]
-Now you've seen my Gundam, you must die. [Calypso Yuy]
-Native of L-1. Hi Mom! [Calypso Yuy]
-I have spandex and I know how to use it. [Calypso Yuy]
-I'm a boy with a braid and I know how to use it. [Calypso Yuy]
-Spandex contributes to agressive tendencies. [Calypso Yuy]
-Support a worthy cause, shoot Relena. [Calypso Yuy]
-You call my Goddess scrap metal again, I'll kill you. [Calypso Yuy]
-I've now developed the 0-1 system and installed it in my steering wheel. Hehehe. [Calypso Yuy]
-If you pass me and see me pushing the buttons on my cell phone in terrible frustration, don't worry, I'm just trying to self-destruct. [Calypso Yuy]
-No, the one next to me, with the braid, is not a chick. [Calypso Yuy]
-What do you mean spandex is out of style!? [Calypso Yuy]
-If you see body parts hanging outta the trunk, tell me so that I can hide them before any world organizations try to check me for weapons. [Calypso Yuy]
-How do I get across the border with all of the weapons? I blast it with my beam cannon! [Calypso Yuy]
-Gay pride! (I love you Heero-sama!) [Calypso Yuy]
-Lesbian pride! ( I love you Sally!) [Calypso Yuy]
-Member of WhiteFang. Isn't our leader fine? [Calypso Yuy]
-Damn Oz! Always ruining my fun! [Calypso Yuy]
-Oz members, I am a Gundam pilot, surrender or forfeit your vital appendages [Calypso Yuy]
-Do you have a death wish? My boyfriend, Duo ,will be all to happy to kill you. [Midnightwolf108]
- Meddle not in the affairs of Gundams, for you too can go *GISH*! [~Death's Daughter~]
-Gundams - Chlorine in the gene pool [~Death's Daughter~]
-PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER [~Death's Daughter~]
-Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies [~Death's Daughter~]
-HONK IF YOU HATE RELENA [~Death's Daughter~]
-WELCOME TO HELL - I'm Duo, your tour guide [~Death's Daughter~]
-99.9% of all OZ agents give the rest a bad name [~Death's Daughter~]
-Curiosity killed the last idiot who asked about my day-job [~Death's Daughter~]
-I'm smiling cuz they haven't found the bodies yet [~Death's Daughter~]
-Don't Diss The Hair [~Death's Daughter~]
-Death's First Rule - D-Hell rocks, Tallgeese sucks [~Death's Daughter~]
-I have one thing to say to you- Omae o korosu. [Preventer Storm]
-Piss me off, and I'll show you the real meaning of self-destruct. [Preventer Storm]
-I have a beam cannon in the trunk. What were you saying? [Preventer Storm]
-Relena is gagged and hogtied in my trunk. Can I borrow your gun? [Preventer Storm]
-If you see a braid hanging off my rearview mirror, don't ask where I got it. [Preventer Storm]
-There are five other guys in my car who are very trigger-happy, and they'd like to have a word with you. [Preventer Storm]
-Honk that horn one more time, and the ZERO system will activate. [Preventer Storm]
-My car can transform into a Gundam. Yours has fuzzy dice. Whose is better? [Preventer Storm]
-You spill my coffee, I'll spill your blood. [Preventer Storm]
-Put that finger down before Heero breaks it off. [Preventer Storm]
-You have offended my honor! Sick 'em, Wufei! [Preventer Storm]
-Pacifism? Yeah right. [Preventer Storm]
-I believe in making war, and love later on. [Preventer Storm]
-My hair defies gravity. What can yours do? [Preventer Storm]
-The day I believe in pacifism is the day I drink decaf. Now where are my eight sugars! [Preventer Storm]
-When you see this thing take flight, just turn around and walk away. [Preventer Storm]
-If you can read this, then you must die. [Preventer Storm]
-Words to live by- Omae o korosu. [Preventer Storm]
-Words to kill by- Omae o korosu. [Preventer Storm]
-Bring peace to the world. KILL RELENA! [Preventer Storm]
-Standard Equip: Airbags, air conditioning, ZERO system, and CD player. [Preventer Storm]
-Like my new helmet? I was looking for that "Zechs Marquise"-y look. [Preventer Storm]
-Keep talkin on your cell phone. If you're lucky, you won't even see the
bullet. [Preventer Storm]
-My mega cannon says the light was green. [Preventer Storm]
-I can't drive slower then the Speed of Sound. [Preventer Storm]
-The ZERO system activates faster then you can get out of range. [Preventer Storm]
-I shot your honor student. [Preventer Storm]
-I've had three different cars. The first one I blew up. The second was lent to a friend, and he got impaled. The third one, and I, are still at large. [Preventer Storm]
-The Barton Family, san Trowa: A bit too much chlorine in the gene pool. [Preventer Storm]
-OMAE O KOROSU GAKI! [Jammer#9]
-My carma just ran over your dogma [Vamp Queen]
-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh cos my newly-installed ZERO System just activated.... hehehehehehehe.... [Licorice-Sama]
-Got Justice? [Christi]
-Have you seen any runaway OZ soldiers? They've got a date with their maker. [DuoPsycho]
-Only you can prevent war--Kill your local Sanc Kingdom Princess! [Vamp Queen]
-Honk if you love
-I am the flyswatter and Relena's the fly. Get the picture? [Vamp Queen]
-Can't sleep, clown'll eat me... can't sleep, clown'll eat me... can't sleep, clown'll eat me. [Licorice-Sama]
-My OZ Colonel had sex with your Lake Victoria Base Military Academy Honor Student. (teehee.) [Licorice-Sama]
-I'm insured with Wing Gundam. [Licorice-Sama]
-Got Heero? [Christi]
-Horn Broken; Watch for Scythe [Christi]
-Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. [Christi]
-Some people are only alive because Duo won't let me shoot them. [Christi]
-You! Off my planet! [Christi]
-Watch out. I'm a wounded gundam pilot on the loose. Don't test me. [DuoPsycho]
-Have you seen my 5 psychotic friends? They are wanted terrorists and I need to give them their gundams back. [DuoPsycho]
-RAMPAGE!!!!!! Gundam pilot on the ZERO system. [DuoPsycho]