Once, in what seems a long time ago, the elf met a young ranger. Becoming close friends, despite their differences, they are companions to this day.
They routinely argue about things, such as whether or not Legolas looks like a girl or how often Aragorn bathes, whether Orlando Bloom is better than Viggo Mortensen... *exaggerated sigh* You get the idea.
Yes, we often have to save each other from orcs, trolls, or even the occasional Balrog. Whilst the elf runs to get her bow, the ranger writes a long, diplomatic letter to solve the dispute. (Abruptly ending Legolas' fun I might add.)
But in spite of our heated arguements, we are best of friends. And I thank you, seler-nin, for your loyalty. |