- deep throat.
what's funnier than a dead baby?
- a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
how do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
- the dog plays with it more.
what do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
- hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
what's better than a dead baby?
what's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
- the dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
- you can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
how do you make a dead baby float?
- two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
how do you stop a baby from choking?
- take your dick out of its mouth.
whatdo you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
- sexy.
what do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
- art.
how do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
- with a blender.
how do you get them out again?
- with Doritos.
what's worse than ten dead babies in a garbage can?
- one dead baby in ten garbage cans.
what's worse than a hundred dead babies in a garbage can?
- one live one at the bottom eating its way out.
what do you get a dead baby for christmas?
- a dead puppy.
why did the baby cross the road?
- it was stapled to the chicken.
what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
- an erection.
what's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
- nailing it to a dead puppy.
