| Name: Ben Whiting Wilbee Instrument: Sexophone Age: 19 Hometown: Shanklin Special powers: Sleeping, triple drops, rat, confused, internet. Stuff that you suck at: playing sexophone, getting out of bed, goingto college. Finishing move: 'Half A Teenth' |
| the 8 masters of skalik at your service.... |
| Name: Harry Wareham Instrument: Mouth Age: 18 Hometown: Brighstone Special powers: Washing Up Stuff that you suck at: Origami Finishing move: 'The Clean Up' |
| Name: James Cooper aka Jimmy C Instrument: Guitar/Backing Vocals Age: I'm too old to pay half fare on Southern Vectis Buses Hometown: Westside Colwell, white mans hell Special powers: Guitar, errmm getting phat snare sounds errmm, oh yeh Monopoly! Stuff that you suck at: Drawing, being patient and killing crocodiles with a telephone reciever Finishing move: 'The Leaning Punch' |
| Name: Ben Athey Instrument: Drums Age: 181/4 Hometown: Totland Special powers: Weasel/Stealth Mode and Dangerous Driving Stuff that you suck at: Gangs of New York style fighting, being motivated and name calling Finishing move: Vulcan Neck Pinch teed up by The Punch In The Face |
| Name: Josef Grzyb Instrument: Bass/Backing Vocals Age: 18 Hometown: South Central NPT Special powers: The PJ and Duncan white Geordie rap dance, 'The Gryzwaldo Effect', Eagle Eye Mode. Stuff that you suck at: Rolling my R's, doing websites and driving mopeds Finishing move: 'The David Granny Taxation Assimilation' |
| Name: Neil 'sleazebag' Ogilvie Instrument: 'bone Age: 18 Hometown: Northwood, not Cowes alright? Special powers: I never lose Shithead (the card game) - unlike Harry. Ha Ha. Stuff that you suck at: Differentiating velocity equations to the second degree. Finishing move: Playing my 'bone like gee-tar, then doing a Busted jump. Cowabunga dudes! |
| Name: Tony 'danger' Allen Instrument: Trumpet/Backing Vocals Age: 18 Hometown: Newport Special powers: Latent demon abilities Stuff that you suck at: Juggling fire, balancing on my member, plumbing one handed Finishing move: 'Polish The Rocket' |
| Name: 'Phish' Instrument: Trumpet / Dance Moves choreographed by Nick Downer Age: 17 Hometown: Totland Special powers: Form VI (defensive) Chicken Fight, Rebel Star Fighter Deep Space Recon, Arguing with Neil Stuff that you suck at: Staying in 1 place, Monopoly, Fotography, MagicLand Dizzy Finishing move: 'Lycanthropic Grand Upperdorke' |
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| Unfortunately during a recent covert operation in the Northern highlands of Adgestahn, 5 members of Embassy Row have been killed in action, the other 3 are still missing. The result of this tragic incident has caused Embassy Row to no longer operate at the current time. More details will be posted as recieved. |