Warning

Since you are here, chances are that you are aware that you are about to be exposed to slash fanfiction, and it grieves me to have to insult your intelligence with this warning. However, if you should be genuinely lost and adrift in these treacherous waters, and you have no interest in naked hobbits, or if you are too young to legally indulge in your part of the world, then please click the back button. It's for your own good!