| Characters |
| These are just Basicly the main Characters and Janx. (Extra characters aren't included unless they've been in atleast three or more comics or unless their totally awesome and need to be here.) |
| Damien |
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| Damien is a hot British guy. The ladies love him. What more is there to say? |
| Corinne |
| She's just crazy. She likes to take mass amounts of drugs (not really) and then get drunk and screw random guys (only half true). She is very insane. |
| Erica |
| She created Damien. (there is a longgg story behind all that.) She too, is crazy. |
| Big Boobed Chick |
| originally a cameo character, but has appeared in various comics. Doesn't have a name. Just known as the big boobed chick. Not to be offesnsive to any woman who might have big boobs, this big boobed chick just happens to be known just for her boobs since shes's so...well, lets just say she's a bit limmited with her vocabulary that consists of the words "like," "omg," and "totaly." (and sometimes "tee hee and hee") Character Quote: "Like, omg, like teeheehee, could you like, so totaly show me where the mall is?" |
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| Red |
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| Red. The weird neighboor kid. Oh so many things to say about him. He's the guy that looks somewhere near 13, has red hair red freckles, and red pimples. Character Quote: "I give everyone that tries (mainly girls), a piece of candy, that could possibly have some sort of drug in them to knock them out so I can take them into the forest and rape them. Not that it has that in it of course...*shiftey eyes* ok, *achem* So, wan'na piece?" |
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| He's just some random emo kid. mmmm...emo guys....yum. Character Quote: "I looked in the mirror and thought I looked good, but then I realized It was just the paper bag over my head so I cried." |
| Emo Kid |
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| This is Jamie. She is sorta insane. She has a tendency to be raped by odd cat people. Character Quote: "Cori... I know he is the napolean of crime... and uhh... he will probably rape us... but... ITS MACAVITY!! OMG I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!" |
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| This.... is macavity. He is the evil guy from Cats. He likes to rape people. He is wanted for everything. Including rape. Character Quote: "Yes little girl... come get the cupcake... MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" |
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| Chrissy: He's a cool gay guy, and Cori gets to date him. He shops at Gap and Kohls (the womans section.) He has a man purse... well its not really a man purse cause it's a woman's purse.. but... he has it. Character Quote: "*Flicks wrist* That's precious!" |
| This is Fuin. He is Canadian. He has sick gross abs. He likes goat-cheese. (what the heck right?) He also has a goat named Baxster who is totally awesome. Character Quote: "Oh Jesus.... they found me..." |
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| This is Samara Morgan. Damiens girlfriend. (Yep, that's right, the girl from the ring. The one who calls your house and saya 7 days and comes out of your tv and all that jazz.) She has a fear of being late for important...uh... meetings... right..... She likes to make phone calls, and she likes the number 7. For some ODD reason, Damien is madly in love with her. Go figure. Character Quote: "7 Days" (Actually, she doesn't really say anything. She just basicly gives a glare.) |
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| Hoody. Hes all like.. wanna be rapper and wanna be black and stuff. I swear to god, he's the whitest thing on earth. Hes hard to understand when he talks. I think hes on drugs. Im not sure, even though I drew him. Character Quote: "I NEED A BELT OR SOM'TEN SOM'TEN. check it." |
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| This is LEAH! She is awesome. She likes metal. She hates hoodys. She likes to kill hoodys with metal. She doesnt like death metal though. Death metal is kinda stupid. Death metal is what you listen to if all you care about is moshing... and like if youre moshing to death metal and you break someones nose, they high five you. And if you kick someone in the face and knock their teeth out they want your number. Character Quote: "DIE, HOODYS, DIE!" |
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| Leah's date. Proffesional Hoody Assassin. Has same hat as Leah. Kinda looks like fuin, but only cause that haircut is like "indie/emo/rocker-gone-wild" and its like super conformist and like 500000 dudes have it, but no ones complaining cause its pretty sexy, Character Quote: "...I don't like death metal... I just keep it around for hoody killing emergencies." |
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| Om, (Leahs hat) and Mo. (metal-heads hat) They're in love. Aww. Precious, as Chrissy would say. Character Quote: They don't say anything. They're hats. |
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| Jamie's lover, Mungojerrie from Cats. He is mostly cheerful and silly until Jamie takes him into the alley to make out and Macavity kidnaps him. Character Quote: Well.. mungo doesn't have any lines.. so.. |
| Mungojerrie |
| Om and Mo |
| Hoody Assassin |
| Leah |
| Fuin |
| Hoody |
| Samara |
| Chrissy |
| Macavity |
| Jamie |
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