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The Immorality Society's history is long, comical, and inconsistent. We were here since the dawn of time, with our instruments forged from the bowls of hell. We founded the modern black metal scene and has greatly influenced the works of such artists as Kenny G. After stealing and murdering the linberg baby we aided lenin in the revolution where we met our current drummer stalin. With a solid band now we recorded our first demo which led the invention of modern heavy metal, the internet, and the modern system of democracy. (which we later burned to the FUCKING ground!) After which we single handingly destroyed the Spanish Armada. We then invented the fork which ended the careers of chumbawumba and made it clear to the universe that rhapsody is a gay band. We are now performing local gigs and screwing cancer patient woman. |
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