timewasters

This will make you so mad!!

There are three words in the english language that end in "gry".ONE is angry and the other is hungry.Everyone knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for.

Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.What is it?
_________gry.
(the first person to give me answer to this will get an entire page of my site all to themselves. that person can tell me what they want up there, how they want it arranged, what kind of background, what{if any} links they want, and any other details. they may not ,however, tell me to put anything pornographic or any kind of erotica. please email me at [email protected] if you have the answer.{ i realize that you can just make your own site but having a page on someone else's site gives your site publicity- think about it})

THIS SECTION IS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME PEOPLE. SO IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DONT READ IT. I DONT CARE IF YOU HATE ME OR NOT!!!!
Q: how do you make a blonde go insane?
A: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: how does she make you go insane?
A: comes out and tells you she did

Q: There is a city with four corners. the easter bunny is in one corner, santa is in another,cupid is in the third, and an intelligent blonde is in the fourth. there is a million dollars in the middle of the city, which person will get the money first ?
A: none because none of them exist.

There was a race to cross the English chanel, doing only the breaststroke.Just three women entered the race: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. After about 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.About 40 minutes later, the redhead came and was announced to be the holder of the second place.Nearly 48 hours after that,the blonde finally came ashore and collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.When the reporter asked her why it took her so long to finish, she replied," I dont mean to sound like a poor loser but i think those other two girls used their arms".

Q: what do monica lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?
A: they both say "insert bill".
{ i got that from edward, i think he made it up, and i think its pretty funny}

Do you have a funny joke you want up here? E-mail it to me at [email protected].