he-manrules

1.Be immature.
2.Think bodily functions are cool.
3.Hit on women and pretend to not know what "go away" means.
4.Always, always, always leave your women to go to a bar or watch sports.
5.Complain too much.
6.Play video games and dont stop until more then an hour after your woman asks you to make it the last round
7.Never stop to ask for directions when you are lost, and dont look at a map, just keep driving around in circles until you run out of gas in the middle of nowhere.
8.When your woman is expecting you home, work late and dont bother to call.
9.Upon returning home from working late just take a shower and go to bed. Dont bother to explain yourself.
10.When your woman catches you with another woman, pretrend to not know the "other woman".
11.Never admit when you are wrong.
12.Diss your woman in front of your buddies.
13.Think about sex more then 500 times a day.
14.Never listen to your woman-just sit there and nod to make it look as though you are listening.
15.Accuse women of "making up" their pain, but when you have pain whine like a baby.
16.Try to impress women with how much iron you can pump, and don't listen when your woman warns you to take it easy.
17.Jumble your woman's words-then blame it on her.
18.Never cry or show any emotion at all.
19.Always tell your woman your plans at the last minute.
20.Never say " I love you" or "I love you too" in front of the guys, always say" me too".
21.Dont ever put the toilet seat back down.
22.Get furious with your woman for calling you a pet name in public.
23.If your woman does something new/different {changed hair, bought something etc) dont copmliment her or even pay attention so you notice.
24.Check out other women, but get mad if your woman even galces in the direction of another man.
25.Never use manners.
26.Dont pay attention to your woman during playoffs, but "coach" your team from your living room.
27.Be over cofindent.
28.Never shop.
29.Forget everything and dont say "Thank you" when your woman remembers it for you.
30.Give blank stares when you dont want to answer a question your woman has asked.
31.Tell your woman what to do all the time.
32.When alone with her, tell your woman what she wants to hear, but dont mean it.

Now that you have read this, I should tell you that I am not a manhater. I came up with these while observing men. I got the idea to observe men for their rules from a really awesome english teacher,Ms.Teel.Thanks!:)And there are more rules to come. And, by the way, I would also like to say that the men who see this page are welcome to send me a list of "women's rules", in fact, I would like to encourage it. { Just please no more than 100 rules, thanks:)}