It�s the thing we dread the most
Even more than burning toast
You hope it won�t ever occur
So you should always make sure
Chorus:
Because����
There was no toilet paper
Yeah, yeah
There was no toilet paper
Yeah, yeah
You�re stranded in a bathroom stall
And the only thing that can hear your call
Is the hand dryer
There�s the simplest problem
That�s the worst you see
When you run out of toilet paper
And you really gotta pee!
It drives you crazy
You worry all night
Will it go wrong
Or will it go right
The hand soap and the paper towels are all gone
I think I�d be better off
Going on the lawn!
Chorus
I�m trapped in a spiral of misery
The only thing I want
Is something I can�t see
Can�t you imagine
What I�m going through
What would you do
If this were happening to you?
The brand, the ply
I don�t care
All I need is one little square!
Chorus x2
Does anyone have any toilet paper?
~erika boal and molly owens
bold - scream