-I don't Want No Fly Guy-

         Da Fly don't like goin' round tootin his own horn, and Da Fly don't like using the word tootin, but its a must for this article. Da Fly predicted an ugly series of events for the matchup between Epic and the Dark Nights and Da Fly was dead on. It don't get much uglier than 12-2, and 7-0.     Yes, it was a performance that sent shivers through the rest of the league.

    It was a thwomping and a half. It was a series of shots and goals that had traumatized goalie Rick Johns huddled in the corner, shaking, whispering softly, "I see Dave Petris".

    It was like that scene in Cool Hand Luke where Luke is in the fight with the really big guy and keeps getting knocked down, and everyone's cheering. Then after awhile its not funny anymore, and everyone's saying, "Stay down Luke, stay down." But Luke keeps getting up for more. The Goonies tried, oh they gave it their all. Ask Coal Train, he can give you a full description of Sorber's elbows.

     But the Petris-Anderson connection was just too much, and lets face it, Da Fly don't like this as much as the next guy, but unless its monsoon conditions outside, you ain't slowin' that line down. Lets just hope the Dark Nights were just really on that night cuz its curtains for the rest of the league if they continue at that level.

        It was a different type of ugliness between the D-Dogs, and the Thunder with both teams forgetting "Hey we're all brothers here"! Da Fly hadn't seen that many angry white people since they canceled MASH. RT's ankle biters got the Dogs all hot and bothered and after the smoke cleared, both teams walked away with a win, and a chip on their shoulder. The rematch promises to be a good one.

    -Kudos to the captain of the Mos-tungs for the defense of this team on the message board. Da Fly may run his mouth from time to time but he respects someone who fights back and sticks up for his team instead of someone boo-hooing and crying and blaming me for the fall of civilization. Da Fly's got nothing but love for everybody, this is all in fun, relax, take your medicine, and calm down. Alright, back to the love...

         The Precision- Mustangles game canceled due to lack of interest. heh heh

        The Commish says his team of goons are actually just misunderstood, sensitive, team-players who will sacrifice all for the team. Alright, in the words of Judge Judy, don't pee on my leg and tell me its raining. To help them out Da Fly's given some ways to tell if your a Goon.

- You might be a goon if your only pre-game instructions from your captain involve a wink and a nod of the head.

- You might be a goon if you use a stick that isn't even the right handedness. You might be a goon if you don't even play with a stick.

-You might be a goon if you play hockey just to keep in practice for football.

If Epic concentrated a lil more on skating drills and finesse, maybe they wouldn't have gotten outscored (ouch) 19-2.

Ok, da Fly's out for now, keep it real everybody.

*COAL TRAIN TRIVIA TIME*

Coal Train sites this player as the biggest influence in his hockey style:

a. Robby Brown

b. Troy Loney

c. Emilio Estevez

d. Magdi Saad

answer- C Coal Train quote- "The Mighty Ducks trilogy changed my life"