"Hey, didn't you used to be Richie Onega..."

Saddle up parters, its Mustang-time. Lets have a vote here. All in favor of Mustangs being a cool name. (silence) All oppossed. (chorus of neighs) Sorry the neighs have it. Of course their last choice of a name was the Flames, which had da Fly askin himself some questions. Like why doesn't Ronnie Mangone (known to be a flamer) play for this team??? But before I had a chance to ask aloud, boo-ya, their they go changing it to Mustangs. Da Fly's lookin over at the roster and (gasp) he sees no Richie Onega listed on the team. This means the 'Tangs (Fly refuses to refer to them as Mustangs, ideas for better nicknames are appreciated), wised up and left him to free agency. Da Fly wants no part of a Richie Onega-less hockey season, so he's making a petition for everyone to plea for Richie to come out and play. First no Magdi, now no Richie, whats next (shudder) no Steve-o. The hockey gods wouldn't be that cruel. Actually... follow me on this one... Magdi Saad and Richie Onega (best of friends), form their own team called the Ponies, with Steve Lavely as their goalie. Throw in "Coal Train" and that team's unstoppable. We can dream though can't we... Ok we're off the subject here, back to the Mustys. Its a family affair for the team as lots of players have either a relative on the team, or you're Mike Kohl and you were good enough to make the team without having the "family connection". (Da Fly's sure the, "Uh, ya I'll play if my brothers can play too" scenario came up a few times). Da Fly doesn't hide his disdain for the Flamin Mustangs, they were the fattest, dirtiest team last year, and are a Magdi Saad addition away from being a my vote for "Team to Hate" this year. (SuperFly's still rootin hard against the DaRK KniGhTs.) Alright, the season's just about underway, Fly's gonna be answering some of the letters he's been getting in a few weeks so comments, complaints, email em (it'll be kept anonomous if you'd like) to [email protected] and they'll be properly addressed. Fly's outta here for now, play hard this weekend, hope the weather cooperates.

Final Thoughts before the season starts:

-Worst player's number in the league- the Thunder's Scott Kelly #69-Grow up kid.

-Epic will have more penalty minutes than goals scored.

-"Coal Train" will score as many goals as the number of times he is traded, even if the number of times he gets traded is 0.

-Preseason All Star Predictions D- Casterline D- Martuicc C- E Mangone W- Petris

-Prediction for the Finals DirtyDogs defeating (shudder) the Dark Knights (with "Coal Train" putting it in his own net in overtime)