"Hey, didn't you used to be a championship team"...

Alright the season's almost underway and the Fly's busy making some preseason observations. Everyone's asking "Fly, who's it gonna be this year, who'd ya like" and I tell them I don't know that, but I do know which team is gonna be at the bottom lookin up at the standings come playoff time. I'm not gonna say what team it is but we'll refer to their captain's name as E. Mangone... wait thats too obvious we'll call him Eric M., and we'll call his team "Droven". A Few call Eric M. the Most Dedicated player in the league, but most have their own little nickname for him, one that can't be printed on this family-oriented web site. Droven bares pale resemblance to its former self as one by one key members of the team left, jumping "Droven's" ship like it was the Titanic. And like the Captain of the Titanic, the Captain of "Droven" has little choice but to watch the utter destruction of his team. Eric M, stripped of all his hockey talent, has resorted to recruiting your basic common thug football goons to protect him. "Droven" might be good, if we were playing 6 on 6 flag football, but actually word's gotten back to Superfly, that the Indiana boys ain't all dat good at football either. So look for "Droven" basically to be everybody's woman this season. Alright, the fly's outta here for now, but check in for my next piece about the "Unwholly Rollers", and why I expect them to "Rollout" without doing anything this year. Thats right, the Unholy Rollers, or as I like to call them, "The Team Everyone Wants to Lose and Die a Fiery Death" or just T.T.E.W.T.L.A.D.A.F.D. for short. Alright kids, til next time.

SUPERFLY