After having a totally bizarre dream again last night, I decided to make a page that tells you all the dreams i can remember. I swear---these dreams are real I did not make them up. If anybody knows how to interpret these dreams, or knows someone who can please let me know.
Cruise
Sara and I are on a cruise and we have nothing to do so we decide to go to the gym. Well instead of ending up at the gym we end up at this auditorium type place listenin to some guy talk. For some reason Sara and I do not sit in the same row. She sits in the back somewhere, and I go up to like the 4th row. Then I am eating some kind of soup(looks like its made out of those oyster crackers u put in ur chili) and this guy next to me puts his head under my neck and leads against the opposite side of my face. I continue to eat my soup and I dont even say anything to him at all. Then my mom walks in the back of the auditorium and I say ooo pretend like you dont know me. Then we get off the boat. I see him sometime later and I say hay we should exchange #s or something. I can tell you exactly wat the guys face looked like too, which is odd cus usually dreams are fuzzy. Ive never seen this guy before in my life either.
Stalker
Im on vacation in some less than safe neighborhood. Everyday I park in the same parking lot in the same space and then I walk down the street to go to whereever it is that im goin. The first day Im walkin back to my car I stop at this t-shirt place and look around then I walk to my car. Every day I stop at the same store and one day I notice some suspicious guys so I keep an eye on them. Sure enough they leave shortly after I do and head to the same parking lot. They show up the next 3 days. So the night b4 I leave I decide to park in a diff space the next day. After I leave the guys are hiding in bushes around where I usually park and I run to my car and drive off.
Pecking Birds and Cats
I went over to my friends house and parked out in this big field. It was a hot day so I had my windows rolled down and I decided it was safe to leave them down at her house. Well an hour or so later I come back and my dads walkin up to my car and i see him look in and he goes OMG! WAT THE HELL! and i run over and birds and cats had gotten in my car. The birds pecking the shit out of my dashboard, it looked like a dart board, and the cats scratched up my leather seats(which in real life i dont have). Needless to say, I wont ever leave my windows down.
A man named chi-chis
Im on a cruise and all of these big boats stop at this water park. While Im there I meet this hot black guy and all he says Im chi-chis, grabs my hand and we both go floating down the lazy river holding hands. After we get out he says hes got to go to the bathroom, so i wait for a little while but then i realize that ive got to get back on my boat. So i go back to my boat(which strangely looks like a classroom with a teacher and everything) one kid says hes goin over to another boat and so i tell him to give a note to chi-chis with my name and email address. Well, I never find out if he gets it or not cus all the boats start leavin before that kid comes back. And so im outside looking for chi-chis on one of the boats but i dont find. After the cruise, I run into him again somewhere, and I invite him back to my house to watch a movie. For some reason, were watchin some kid movie out in my garage, but I cant find another pair of headphones so i say why dont we just go inside and watch it. Later on, I find out hes not really interested in me, he works for the govenment and is tryin to get information so the government can sue me.
Daycare
Ok i call my old daycare center and when u call u get the church first tehn u got to ask for the daycare, and so i asked for the daycare then they picked up and i sat tehre for like 5 mins tryin to remember wat the old directors name was. And then i was like is Ms. Ria there? and so she gets on, and i asked her if she could give me a job there. And so i got the job, and i was workin with the kool kids and i had to make a play for them. So we did Dr. Jekle and Mr. Hyde. But it was really strange. Ok we start out in my backyard and its in the winter and there is like 3 ft of snow on the ground, at least. And we start out by building a snow wall. And then we see this monster who kinda looks like the yetti, and so we start running. And like i am running as fast i can i cut through the flower bed and run into the garage and as soon as i get in the garage Dr. Jekle walks out. I then run straight into the house and lock the door.
New Outfit
I am at guard practice or something, and its during school. And after its over i go back behind the props to get my clothes to change. And I guess Im not thinkin or somethin and i just grab a bag of clothes. Well i go and change and im wearing a pink v-neck shirt, and super tight jean skirt.(Neither of which i would ever wear, i hate pink, and i hate skirts)And im walkin down the hall when i finally realize these arnt my clothes. So i go back to the gym and get my clothes. And this guy that likes me is following me down the hall, and he goes so I guess u like ur clothes. And Im like u gave these to me, and hes like yah. And i was like look i would never wear these i dont know why i am now, but i can either change now and give them to oyu, or ill take them back and return them for u. And hes like just give em back now.
Camping
Im on the internet talking to this kid. And he invites me to go camping with him this weekend, and i ask my mom and she says i can go. but like i dont want to 100% go. And in my dream i have a vision of wat the trip is gonna be like. I start out in some third world country. I get in this small private piece of junk plane and i fly to some island. The camp site is like in some swamp. And i have to carry all my clothes and stuff, and then my suitcase falls in the water and so they get all dirty. and like there are these primitive people there kinda like indians but only a different tribe. Then they make me put up the tent and stuff, and everything keeps falling in the water. and i keep getting muddy.So i keep changing my clothes, and finally i run out of clothes so i have to wear wat the tribe wears. but then i find out its raining the weekend im supposed to go so i end up not actually going on the camping trip.
Blue Veggies
Ok, I dont remember ALL of this dream, but this is wat i do remember. I was in some sort of field/patch and like the fruit or veggie or crop i guess when it was ripe it turned blue, and they looked like watermeleon. And i was in the field with my mom, mrs. h, and kristen. We were picking the ripe ones, and kristen was following me around everywhere. Then i was in my room and my cousin was spending the night, and she goes you need to take that grizzly-bear colored fan down, and i go which one is that? and she goes this one and takes it down.
Space Ride
This was a nightmare, believe me or not. Ok I am at some sorta of camp and they were gonna send us up to outer space in this thing. And when they launch you it spins you really fast and then when you get in space it stops and then they pull you back to earth with a giant magnet. And i really did not want to go. So when we were goin on the boat to go to the launching pad I was talking to the instructor, saying that i didnt want to go. And she said o its not that bad, the module isnt that cramped you can stretch your legs out, and its not that bloody, you might want to wear old clothes though. And it does spin you that fast. And i was like looking out the glass walls of the boat/submarine and i was like havent we already here, Ive seen that dead bloody coyote(who was laying on the bottom of the ocean) before, yeah were driving in circles.
Game
This is a continuation to a dream i had before but I dont remember it. Ok i am in a hotel with my family, and we check into a room on the ground floor. While we are checking in though, I notice that on a paper it has my best friend's best friend's name on a paper and a little boys name. i ask the guy about it and he says that it is their birthday(which my bff's bff's bday was last week). Later on I am still in this game, and we have to solve a puzzle. First I have to find this multicolored coaster(u know the things u make with the little beads and u iron together) and it is supposed to me something, anyways I have that from my first dream that i dont remember. I also have to put together actual puzzles. So I go into this room where the other team is trying to put a puzzle together, and i knock some pieces on the floor and keep one in my pocket so they cant complete it. Then I go to the other puzzles and shove all the pieces in my pocket. Then, I leave the room and go outside. I walk to the edge of the hotel, and start walking through the grass to check the mail, and I notice they are shooting a music video. So i go to the mailbox, and nuthin is in it. So i decide to walk in the street so i will not disturb the music video. This street is very busy like a four-six lane street. So i run out into it and im running down the yellow line, and all these cars are honking and yelling. So the camera man at music video thing is over there filming all of this. Later on I am watching the news and there on the tv is me running down the middle of the street.
Rumor
I am at school, and I am in computer class. Mrs. Ezra(my fave teacher) is the teacher, but it is not her usual computer classroom. Anyways, I see all the preppy/popular people talking to each other, and they are staring at me while they are talking, so I know it's about me. Well they leave class and I am go up to Mrs. Ezra and I am just about to say did you see all them talking about me, when in walks a popular. And for some mysterious reason he announces this to me in front of everyone. Erica, I dont believe those rumors, I just thought I'd tell you, I especially dont believe the one about you and that one girl....I am just sitting there open-mouthed. I am totally shocked.
Criminal
I guess I did something wrong or I stole something, but anyways the cops are after me and I am trying to lose them. So I am driving and I drive into the parking lot of some store, and I get out and go into the grocery. I am in there trying to hide, but my brother and my dad see me so I run out of the store and up two really steep hills, but i slide back down the third hill. Finally I scramble back up and get in my car(which I cant drive anyways) and I drive outta there to my aunt and uncles house and across the street there is some sorta abandoned building, and on the outside it looks like you can pull the walls apart and move em around, but on the inside it looks like a modern home. Well, strangly now my aunt and uncle are the criminals and I am an accompace. So we pull all the walls together so they cant get in, and then we go and hide. For some reason I dont hide I just stand against a wall in a room. Then all my relatives come in and look for us. Jessy comes in the room I am in, and acts like she doesnt see me. Then my brother comes in and says there she is. So I run out the door(again strange,cus my bro is wayyyyy faster than me), and my aunt and uncle are running beside me too. They tell me to look after their kids till they can get back. And I say I cant drive though and they say walk or buy a moped or a golf cart.
Late for class
Its the first day of school, and I go to first period(again not wat my first period class will be), and my teacher is my science teacher from this year. After class I get lost trying to find my locker. I finally find it and then I cant get it open. By now I am really worried about being late. So I reach for my book and all the other books fall down. I ask the kid whos locker is next to me how much time before the rings9he has a lot of clocks in his locker0, and there is only 4 mins. left. I rush and shut my locker. Then I ask him to show me where my class is. He says nothing but starts walking so I decide to follow him. Somehow, I end up in his car with him. Then he takes me to the apartments in my neighborhood. I ask him why he took me here. And he says he didnt I just got in the car with him. And Im like you have to take me back to school. Hes like I cant I have a meeting, so I say fine ill walk back to school. So I start walking and on the other side of the street I see a mexican family playing schuffleboard(which there is no schuffleboard court or even concrete ova there) in the grass.
First day of school
It is the first day of schoool. I am in first period(I dont know wat the class is, but its not wat my real life first period will be) There is some blonde assistant and she is goin down the roster reading off names, and their discipline #. She reads off some kids name and 30, then shes says o this ones gonna be trouble. There is a map of the library on the wall, and i look at it and then i say to the girl next to me, jeez i am gonna get so lost, especially since i get lost in the library. And shes like yeah i know this place is so confusing. Then the bell rings and I leave. I get all the way down the hall, and then I realize I left my stuff in the room, so I go back to get it. There is somebody else in the room and the teacher is giving her a pass. I get my stuff and ask the teacher if I can get a pass too. She thinks about and says I dont know we're not supposed to give out passes. And then the assistant says well its as Thursday and we are allowed to give out passes on Thursdays.
Booster Meeting
We were having a booster meeting for Colorguard/Marching Band and some girl asks if we can sing this song she has to sing in a performance. There is a piano in a big auditorium, and so we all sing her song. It is completly in Latin or something like that. After we sing they start handing out prizes. When my dad and brother come to pick me up my brother is upset because I did not win a prize.
Dog Dream
I am at someone's house and they have a male black dog and a female white dog. We keep putting them outside and they keep jumping the fence(a big wooden one) and going into the front yard. Then we keep putting them back inside. Well one time the black dog jumps over the fence and the white dog is trying to jump it, and i pull it off and put it on the ground. Meanwhile the black dog realizing the white dog isnt in the front yard starts scratching on the front door and says let me in let me in. I say you shouldof thought about that before you jumped the fence. He says the only reason they jump the fence is because I keep kicking the white dog.
Tornado/Field Dream
Me and my cousin Jessy are outside picking vegetables out of the garden at someones house that lives down the street from my grandma(it is not a real person). All the sudden there is a tornado that comes down the street and everyone starts running except me and jessie, we just sit there staring.
Tornado Dream
Me my brother, and my grandma are at my grandmas. It is really really storming, and there is a tornado coming our way. Instead of going into the storm cellar, we sit in our sleeping bags listening to a CD player.
Planet dream
Starts out some guy from my school decides to start a notebook with me, and I'm like great another gross kid who likes me. Later on, I see that I am not the only one who he has a notebook with. He is sitting in space by a conveyor belt, he writes in a notebook and grabs the next one on the conveyor belt. Later on, some mean old lady sends me and a bunch of my cousins, and two guys from school(one is Mr. Notebook, but thats all i know)to her house on another planet. Well, she sends each person on a different planet. Now I know me, my brother, cousin Jessie, cousin Nick, cousin April, Amanda(who went to my school, and stole(well borrowed and never returned) my three nanos)and these two guys from school are there, and my cousin Ashley. Anyways, she locks us each in a room with one other person(whoever we get along with the best) So I am in a room with my cousin Jessie. Then, she calls us all out. And we come out each floating on a different planet. I remember that my cousin Ashley ws on Uranus, and one of the guys from school was on Jupiter, but that is it. Neways....She sends each planet one at a time slowing moving in front of her. When they pass by her they blow up into medium sized chunks. You either have to stay on a big chunk or die. Well, I dont remember neone dying, but i remember the guy on Jupiter started whining when he couldnt get on a chunk, and the lady was like I dont care. But he eventually got on one. Then she sends us on our floating chunks down the hallway, which eventually takes us into town, and into a grocery. Here we eat everything we want, but you have to grab it when you go by. Well, me and Jessie have a shopping cart, and we get a whole bunch of stuff there, then we go to the checkout lane, and the cashier rings everything up, and we dont pay(you dont have to) and then we leave. We follow someone or something(I dont remember) to a store, by now we are in control of our planet chunks. Then we turn a corner and all the sudden we are in a bright yellow convertible. All the sudden I know the secret to getting off that planet. You go up to a mirror, stick your finger on it and say three times puff daddy.(dont ask me where that came from) then the mirror turns liquidy and you step through it. Well, after we figured it out. We went to the rear-view mirrors and did this went through them and I decided we couldnt do anything because they were too small, so I got out, and went in Jessies mirror and got her out. Cus each mirror takes you to the identical mirror on earth. Well, then we are back at the mean ladies house. And we test out the mirrors in our room, they work! Now we have to get everyone else out. Somehow we get out and we go down the hall into my brothers room, we tell him the secret, and so him and Nick go out to the living room and try to get everybody out of their rooms. Well, after we get a few out, we look through the glass doors and we see Amanda hanging over her rail and yelling at us. So someone goes and gets her. So like everyone starts to leave. And all the sudden my mom and dad are there saying Ok its time to leave. Hmmmm....Michael's not here. So I'm goin down the hall and I see my cousin April, I write down the directions of how to get out of there on a piece of wood, and I tell her "please make sure everyone has left before you go." So I leave with my parents, and we are traveling, mountain climbing, the van, all kinds of different ways. And they are like well this doesnt look familiar. And I say mom, dad, I dont know how to you this, but we are on another planet. And they are like yeah right, and I say well how come you can see Earth from here then?? And they're like o my god. So I show them the trick and we all get back to Earth.
The Bizzare school
Me and my friends are all at a different school. Here there is an exact copy of everyone except the names are different. My "clone"'s name is Laurie. Well, Rachel goes up to Laurie and sez "who do you like?", and Laurie sez Landon and Chris. Well, then Rachel goes up to me and sez I know who you like, all 4 of em(cus each person has a copy). But the weird part is I dont like anybody. So it doesnt fit together.Then we are in the school, and it looks like a library, but there are all these trashing pluming looking white pipes on the ceiling. All the sudden Sara(my friend)'s "clone" sez "well, how do you like that" and all the sudden a rat falls from the ceiling onto the floor. I jump on a chair, and she goes chasing after it with a frying pan trying to kill it. What a weird dream.
The famous superhero dream I have
OK. My two math teachers, (who are sume of my fave teachers, the one reminds me of my uncle)and a mystery face take me to an abondoned building. Inside there is a fire escape ladder. We climb up it and on the top, there are two doors that are right beside each other with the handles next two each other. Well, my the three guys go over to the doors and open them. Out pops a villian, they transform into their superhero outfits, and start fighting the monster. After they defeat him, a large floating diamond appears. We all go up and touch it. Then the three guys jump off the building, while i just watch. Then I go and jump off too. I start falling, and right before I hit the street below I swoop up and start flying. Then I go and get all my friends, we all go up to the top of the building and beat up the monster, touch the diamond, and start flying.
My girlscout dream
Ok my girlscout troop goes on a trip to a dinosaur robot camping ground thing. So we are at this place watching the robot dinosaurs, and something goes wrong and they all come to life. So my girlscout troup runs to our tent, which just happens to be in a very tall tree. So we all climb up the long long long ladder and into the see through tent. Well, of course the t-rex spots us, and I get out of there some how with one other girl. Well, we are running to this computer place and we finally get there. The girl and I are trying to shut down the computers(which I assume control the dinosaur robots) when two raptors show up. Then I wake up.
My wolf trailor dream
I am at my grandmas(who lives on a farm) and all the sudden a pack of wolves runs up to us. Everyone except me runs inside the house. I run to the trailor(which back then they didnt have a trailor in real life)and lock myself in. The wolves attack the trailor and start jumping on it, causing it to fall over. The whole time my grandma is waving and yelling for me to come inside.
My spider trailor dream
This one is exactly like the other one, but instead of a pack of wolves, it is a huge huge huge spider that is bigger than the trailor, and it stands over the trailor instead of knocking it over.
The spiders in the pizza store.
My family is in a pizza store. All the suddenn spiders start dropping from the ceiling. We are all screaming, and pushing them out of the way, we finally get out of the store, and a huge spider(bigger than sky scapers) is standing in front of us. Then I wake up.
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