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| *A iS fOr ThE aUtOmObIlE wHiCh He DoEsN*t OWn.* *B iS fOr ThE bUlLshiT, wHiCh iS wHaT hE iS fUlL oF.* *B iS aLsO fOr ThE bRaIn WhIcH iS lOcAtEd BeTwEeN hIs LeGs.* *C iS fOr ThE cOmMiTmEnT tHaT wAs NeVeR tHeRe.* *D iS fOr "DaMn ThE bAd LuCk" WhIcH iS wHaT i HaVe In DaTiNg MeN.* *D iS aLsO fOr ThE dIlDo He DiDn*T kNoW i HaD.* *E iS foR eVeRtHiNg hE sAiD wE*d Do, EvErYtHiNg hE sAiD hE wAs, & EvErY-tHiNg He*S nOt.* *E iS aLsO fOr EgO. hIs WaS bIgGeR tHaN a HoT aIr BaLlOoN.* *F iS fOr FaItHfUl, As LoNg As ThErE wAsN*t SoMeThInG oR sOmEoNe bEtTeR tO dO.* *G iS fOr GoD tHe OnE hE tHoUgHt He WaS aNd WaNtEd To Be WoRsHiPpEd As.* *G iS aLsO fOr ThE sPoT hE cOuLd NeVeR fInd.* *H iS fOr LaUgHtEr (HaHa) ThE lAsT sOuNd He HeArD fRoM mE WaLkInG oUt ThE dOoR.* *I iS fOr ImPoTeNt WhIcH iS wHaT i ToLd EvErYoNe He WaS.* *I iS aLsO fOr ThE iMbReEdInG tHaT oCcUrEd In HiS pOdUnK fAmIlY.* *J iS fOr JuGuLaR, tHe OnE i WoUlD lOvE tO sEvEr. *K iS fOr KeY, tHe OnE tHaT mAdE tHe LoVeLy DeSiGnS oN hIs TrUcK.* *K iS aLsO fOr KiCk In ThE bAlLs WhIcH iS wHaT i Am GoInG tO gIvE hIm If I sEe HiM aGaIn.* *L iS fOr LoVe In MoSt CaSeS, bUt ExCePtIoNs HaVe BeEn MaDe.* *L iS aLsO fOr LoSeR iN tHiS cAsE, aLoNg WiTh LuSh (He DrAnK aN aWfUl LoT).* *M iS fOr MaN. hAs AnYoNe BeEn AbLe To FiNd OnE? hAvE yOu EvEr MeT OnE? dO yOu KnOw WhErE aNy ArE?* *N iS fOr ThE nArCoTicS. hE dRoVe Me PaSt AlCoHoL.* *O iS fOr ThE oRgAsM hE tHoUgHt He MaDe Me HaVe.* *P iS fOr PaYbAcKs. ReMeMbEr ThEy ArE helL.* *Q iS fOr QuEeR. i SoMeTiMeS wOnDeR iF hE iS.* *R iS fOr ThE hOpElEsS rOmAnTiC hE sAiD hE wAs. He WaS hAlFrIgHt, He Is HoPeLeSs, NoT tO mEnTiOn WoRtHlEsS.* *R iS aLsO fOr ThE rInG tHaT hE cAn*T aFfOrD aNd WiLl NeVeR bUy.* *S iS fOr tHe SuGaR tHeY fOuNd In HiS gAs TaNk.* *T iS fOr TyPiCaL. tYpIcAl LiTtLe BoY pLaYiNg At BeInG a MaN.* *U iS fOr ThE uGlY aSs GiRl He iS dAtInG nOw.* *V iS fOr ThE vOoDoO dOlL i MaDe Of HiM. pInS aRe InSeRtEd Of CoUrSe.* *W iS fOr WiFe. ThE oNe He SaId He DiDn*T hAvE.* *X iS fOr WhAt He Is To Me NoW!* *Y iS fOr WhY iN tHe HeLl DiD i EvEr GeT iNvOlVeD wItH hIm.* *Z iS fOr ThE zOlOfT i HaD tO sTaRt TaKiNg, *. Is FoR pErIoD, wHiCh Is A gOoD eXcUsE tHaT cOmEs In HaNdY oNcE a MoNtH.* |