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| MaN: hAvEn*T i SeEn YoU sOmEwHeRe BeFoRe? WoMaN: yEs, ThAt*S wHy I dOn*T gO tHeRe AnYmOrE. MaN: iS tHiS sEaT eMpTy? WoMaN: yEs, AnD tHiS oNe WiLl Be If YoU sIt DowN. MaN: yOuR pLaCe Or MiNe? WoMaN: bOTh. YoU gO tO yOuRs, AnD i*Ll Go To MiNe. MaN: sO, wHaT dO yOu Do FoR a LiViNg? WoMaN: i*M a FeMaLe ImPeRsOnAtOr. MaN: hEy BaBy, WhAt*S yOuR sIgN? WoMaN: dO nOt EnTeR. MaN: hOw Do YoU LiKe YoUr EgGs In ThE mOrNiNg? WoMaN: uNfErTiLiZeD. MaN: YoUr BoDy Is LiKe A tEmPlE. WoMaN: sOrRy, ThErE aRe No SeRvIcEs ToDaY. MaN: i WoUlD gO tO tHe EnD oF tHe WoRlD fOr YoU. WoMaN: bUt WoUlD yOu StAy ThErE? MaN: iF i CoUlD sEe YoU nAkEd I wOuLd DiE hApPy. WoMaN: iF i SaW yOu NaKeD i WoUlD pRoBaBlY dIe LaUgHiNg. |