I live my life by two quotes:       " IF YA GOT IT FLANT IT"

        " When your good to MA`MA, MA`MA`s GOOD TO YOU"
MEN
Men are interesting creatures on there own, i can finaly understand how men work, well a little at least.....
              Men are split just like women....
Good Men:
          These are the kind careing soles, that remember holidays birthdays, take you out for dinner and a movie, with out wanting more....Also most likey to be the over sencitive cry at sunsets, cant through a punch, ulglyer than sin men, ive dated many of these types. However these ladies are the men we seek, so question is do we go for less atractive men to get a good one? I say what will it matter, the man i fall in love with will already be everything.

Bad Men:
        We all know these ones dont we ladies, ill keep this short, these are the dogs that all they want is sex.......thats all they talk about, these ones i can handle, its the men that suck the life out of you that i cant stand. The ones you try and ask them to be a little more caring, gives no hugs, the one that when asked if this is your gf you say "oh no just a friend"....

So ill take a mixture......give me a REAL BAD BOY but hes a REAL GOOD MAN

Help Full Hints.....Ladys if your man....

1. Asks to barrow more than 5 dollars in the first month of datting, Dump Him.
2. Comes over to your place only to get away from his parents, Dump Him.
3.Claims he is a arch angel and can talk to your cat, which talks back to him   DUMP THE CRAZY FOOL AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Says " I LOVE YOU" on the very first date, this means hes too cliny and will cry when you DUMP HIM!         
5. Lives with exgirl friend........................Leave his Lying Cheatting ASS!!
6. Lives with mom and dad and in his mid 30s with no ambition Dump him!

Never date anyone with the itials JJN, this guy is bad news and im warning you ladies that you will end up in a bad postion....
Women
Just like men there are good women and bad ones. you can tell you have a good woman when she will stand beside you even if your in the wrong side of the mind she will stand beside you and love you.        A bad woman only wants one thing...money, thats it. And as men most of you dont care as long as they look good. Guess what darlings, looks fade and when thoes boobs start to sag and that nice tight tushy is flaby theres not really any reason to be with her is there? Your probily saying well ill just give her plastic surgery or lipo.....when all there is to be sucked out is brain cells i think shes thin enough.....and what good is a little spackle when the statue  is way too old and should be demolished.  Look at Dolly P. God what the heck happend?

   Jessica Simpson, oh yeah theres a talent, guys if you want to oggla her go ahead but lets be honest, just make her come out naked and spin, that way i dont have to listen to the drool that comes out of her.

Britney S. Id love to shove her in a blender,  hey britt.........you had one to many "oh baby babies" and im sure there are two daddy daddies.
The world
The simple sweet version.Life sucks.......Its true but it goes on. And theres nothing anyone can do to change this. Im thinking if not for the suckyness then life would be toatly pointless and we as a race would have nothing to complain about.
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