A.K.A. Amanda #1
Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is.
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| Amanda Wolpink A.K.A. Amanda #1 |
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| Somebody call The Guinness Book of World Records, this young lady is 22, possibly the oldest crewmember, ever! Even though she is like a hundred, she has only been a park employee for two years. This mature adult frequently dines at Rollins, her favorite restaurant (don�t ask us, it�s probably one of those old folks� places). Amanda is a scary chick though; she often curls up in front of a roaring fire, frightening herself with the works of Stephen King. Her favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate chip cookie dough (probably Grandma�s chocolate chip) and she enjoys mammals of sea like dolphins and killer whales. If given the chance, she could just sit on a boat for days trying to catch a glimpse at one of these elusive creatures. Ironically enough, her favorite television show is the Golden Girls. Her favorite actor is Morgan Freeman, an older gentle who was featured in films such as Kiss the Girls and Double Jeopardy (Wait, no that�s wrong. Just look for him in some of Ashley Judd�s flicks). | |||||||||
| **The author of these biographies can be contacted for the writing of term papers and other assorted schoolwork from the hours of midnight until precisely two thirty seven in the morning, inside the second stall of the men�s bathroom of the Denny�s restaurant on Lebanon Church Road. Simply rap three times on the door and slide an unmarked brown paper bag containing the paper�s topic and three hundred dollars in small bills underneath the door. Return in one week�s time for your finished report.** Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is. |
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