Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is.
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| Ryan T. Wilt | |||||||||
| Ryan is a 19-year-old Kennywood employee. He�s worked for the company for a total of three years and has, luckily, been on the Turnpike all three of those long, hard years. Ryan enjoys the color yellow and can often be found stuffing his face full of food from his favorite restaurant: O�Charley�s. While obviously not an avid reader, Ryan does like to read anything that is funny, particularly simple things like the funny pages from the Sunday newspaper. When not watching The Simpsons or Trigger Happy TV, Ryan is often jamming to sounds of WDVE. Quite baffling enough, his favorite insect is a mosquito with blow darts. Not surprisingly, however, Ryan�s favorite animal is a monkey. One day, Ryan hopes to prosper as a world-renowned radio personality who �organizes concerts and promotion stuff.� We wish him all the luck in the world with that (he�ll need it). | |||||||||
| **The author of these biographies can be contacted for the writing of term papers and other assorted schoolwork from the hours of midnight until precisely two thirty seven in the morning, inside the second stall of the men�s bathroom of the Denny�s restaurant on Lebanon Church Road. Simply rap three times on the door and slide an unmarked brown paper bag containing the paper�s topic and three hundred dollars in small bills underneath the door. Return in one week�s time for your finished report.** Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is. |
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