Team member you hope doesn't return: There is a trend emerging in these �negative� categories. No one seems to want to spend another summer with Brian Z, Erik, Jerren, Josh, or the Oompas. Amanda W and Mike both said themselves, and one person simply summed it up by saying a lot of people.
Should have hooked up: Love and Kennywood do not belong in the same sentence as each other, but we still had to ask. Most of you answered Tina and Scott. Brian and Carleen and Tina and John followed them. Someone also suggested Josh and the raccoons. Those poor raccoons�
Conspiracy or Alliance: Even though neither organization supposedly exists, winning by one vote was the conspiracy. What now pike-boys?
Favorite Representative from Alliance: Those of you who didn�t deny it�s existence voted Ryan as number one, Mike and John and number two, and the raccoon as number three. What? No monkeys or gremlins?
Favorite Representative from Conspiracy: Much more organized and worthwhile, our favorite Conspiracy Rep was Max (specifically Max with glasses). He was followed by Amanda R. Long live the Conspiracy!
Most likely to become a Supervisor: Max �One day I will take over Kennywood� Thomas takes the vote here. Tina and Rick followed because of their status as managers. Ryan, Mike, Amanda W and of course Josh, came in next.
Most likely to become a Manager: This is without assuming that our managers are not returning, just a �what-if� case. Number one by a large margin � Ryan. John and Mike followed him. Can you imagine these guys in charge? It would make for one interesting season, that�s for sure.
Most likely to become a Mechanic: There was only one person in this category. One. Ricky. Is it because he expressed such an interest in leaving us for them? Perhaps�
Most likely to be the next Joe Barron: For those of you who did not respond with something along the lines of �no one because Joe Barron will never die� results were Josh in first, Rick, Max, and Erica tied for second.
Most likely to be hit by a Turnpike Car: Going on the theory that history repeats itself, we think that Tina is most likely to be run down, followed by Jerren. Remainder of votes went to John, Brian B, and Andrew, who suggested himself.
Most likely to fall in the Old Mill: Again, votes were very scattered here, going to Ashley, Emily, Rick, Erica, John, and Josh. And Andrew once again suggested himself�do you have a death wish, Andrew?
Most likely to cause an E-Stop: Josh was the top vote-getter, but he was closely followed by Erik, John, Jerren, Brian Z, the Ryan/Mike duo, Erica, and Amanda R. with her water bottle. Wonder what brought that on. And Mr. Obvious, who shall remain nameless, informed us that a broken car is most likely to cause an e-stop. Gee, you think?
Most likely to be arrested: Those of you who witnessed Rick almost being taken out by some Kennywood security on the Turnpike track voted him most likely to be arrested. That will teach you to wear your uniform at all times while in the park. He was followed by a tie between Josh and Brian B, then Brandon and John (something about weapons in your truck, John?) Mr. Obvious voted a criminal is most likely to be arrested.
Most likely to become a wife/husband beater: Winning with a fairly significant lead was Amanda R. Let me just say that she was shocked and appalled by this result and feel that you should all be ashamed of yourselves! Behind her were Max, Rick, and Josh. And let�s not forget Mr. Obvious who this time offered Harry from the Mill as a future spouse beater.
Most likely to become a teen parent: Tina ranked number one here, more specifically a drunken Tina was suggested, but since Tina doesn�t drink, she should be safe. Erica, Amanda R, Adam, and Ashley followed her. Mr. Obvious� choice � someone who didn�t use protection.
Most likely to be institutionalized: Ok, working at Kennywood we are all prime candidates for this one, but number one was Erica. (Someone actually suggested someone that is around Erica for an extended period of time.) Falling behind Erica were Rick, Josh, Ryan, and Brian B and Amanda W who wished to commit themselves. Can you blame them?
Most likely to be employed by Kennywood at age 65: Other than Gary, who is already a Gold Club Member at Kennywood, Rick and Josh were tied for first. Next came Max, Erica, and Jim Taggart, and finally Brian B who said that he would be at the pike forever. Why Brian. Why?
Most likely to hook up with Gary: Hehehe�after the great relationship they had during the season, the obvious choice was Erica. So what do you say Erica, gonna give it a go? Other possibilities for the future Mrs. Gary Baker were Tina, Emily, and Josh.
Most likely to hook up with Carleen: You have to admit, she could get on your nerves but how much did you love it when they sent Carleen to us? She was awesome! And she would go awesome with Opie/Squidward/Gilligan/Brian B. But; there is some strong competition from Josh, Ryan, and Scott. Watch out Brian!
Most likely to hook up with Josh: Other than himself, Tina was the number one choice here. Although Carleen was coming up fast, and Amanda W. was lagging behind. Go ahead and fight it out over him girls�he won�t mind.
Most likely to kick a guest's teeth out: We have all wanted to do more than kick a guests teeth out at one point or another. But, voted most likely to actually do it, was Sean. Rick was a close second, followed by John, Katrice, and Amanda W. Mr. Obvious returned for this final question and stated that anyone working 3-4 As in a row will not hesitate to give a guest what they deserve.