Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is.
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| Erica Makela | |||||||||
| Yet another youth who slaves away at the �Wood, working those painstakingly long �A� shifts. Like �Oprah,� she has been a park employee for three years and only given one year of her life to the Turnpike and Old Mill. This mother of pearl lover plops herself in front of the television on a weekly basis to feed her unhealthy obsession with WB shows like 7th Heaven and Everwood. This aspiring housewife enjoys meals at Fuddruckers and the Waffle House. She also has an extra special relationship with green mint chocolate chip ice cream. She�ll make some guy very happy one day. Although she comes off very, very ditzy, she enjoys literature and noted her favorite literary work: �How Do I Love Thee� by Lurlene McDaniel. Butterflies and ladybugs can often distract her. What else can we say but: �yellow squirrel monkey.� Her words, not ours. | |||||||||
| **The author of these biographies can be contacted for the writing of term papers and other assorted schoolwork from the hours of midnight until precisely two thirty seven in the morning, inside the second stall of the men�s bathroom of the Denny�s restaurant on Lebanon Church Road. Simply rap three times on the door and slide an unmarked brown paper bag containing the paper�s topic and three hundred dollars in small bills underneath the door. Return in one week�s time for your finished report.** Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is. |
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