Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is.
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| Brian Baker | |||||||||
| Brian is an 18-year-old who has dedicated three years of his life to America�s finest traditional amusement park. However, Brian has only served the Turnpike and Old Mill for one year. Brian, the rock star that he is, often is whining and dining at the Hard Rock Caf�. Brian is a �man of music� and listens to wide array of radio stations ranging from alternative rock stations like The X, to the light, feminine, and pop music found on KISS FM and B94. The �B-Man�s� favorite novel is Red Dragon by Thomas Harris, which is contradictory to his favorite colors, blue and green. You can�t like all the colors Brian; people might say you�re a rainbow. | |||||||||
| **The author of these biographies can be contacted for the writing of term papers and other assorted schoolwork from the hours of midnight until precisely two thirty seven in the morning, inside the second stall of the men�s bathroom of the Denny�s restaurant on Lebanon Church Road. Simply rap three times on the door and slide an unmarked brown paper bag containing the paper�s topic and three hundred dollars in small bills underneath the door. Return in one week�s time for your finished report.** Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is. |
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