Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is.
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| Andrew Herold | |||||||||
| This 18 year-old Kennywood newbie is quite a character. Not to be confused with Brian Z., Andrew is particularly un-unique. Nothing is something abundant in Andrew�s life. He enjoys reading nothing, eating nothing except for Arby�s sandwiches and cookies and cream ice cream, and listening to nothing except 105.9 The X. Despite the empty voids in his life, Andrew likes to clutch onto, in an act of desperation, frivolous hopes and dreams. He frequently watches Sports Center to observe and learn new techniques for his favorite sport, baseball. Andrew loves baseball so much that he wants to be a pro baseball player. However, it seems to the ordinary observer, that Andrew will in fact end up like Troy Maxson from August Wilson�s noteworthy play, Fences. In essence, Andrew seems to be quite a joker. His favorite actor is Jack Nicholson, who gave an outstanding performance as the Joker in the first Batman motion picture. Perhaps this is the reason Andrew�s favorite animal is a monkey, since they are so tricky and fun to play with. Also serving as a reference to the Joker is Andrew�s favorite color, green. Supporting this notion even further, Andrew�s favorite insect is the grasshopper, which in fact is green. It seems only obvious that once Andrew snaps and realizes there is nothing in his life he will mimic the actions of his favorite actor and become an evil super villain of which we will need an outstanding superhero. Batman, where art thou? | |||||||||
| **The author of these biographies can be contacted for the writing of term papers and other assorted schoolwork from the hours of midnight until precisely two thirty seven in the morning, inside the second stall of the men�s bathroom of the Denny�s restaurant on Lebanon Church Road. Simply rap three times on the door and slide an unmarked brown paper bag containing the paper�s topic and three hundred dollars in small bills underneath the door. Return in one week�s time for your finished report.** Remember once again. This is all in fun and if it sounds fake, that part probably is. |
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