Scene 1: The Lounge
Carol: (Sitting on a chair)
Doug: (Sitting on a chair, with wheels, right behind Carol...rubbing her neck)
Carol: (Eyes closed) Oh god, yeah right there. I was so tense talking to admin.
Doug: I guess you didn't need to be.
Carol: No, I should've asked for two nurses. (Smiles)
Doug: (Smiles and chuckles) Are you gonna hire yourself?
Carol: No, I'm the only volunteer I don't mind asking. Besides, it'll be fun to hire someone. Good for the clinic.
Doug: There you go. (Moves over beside her and stops rubbing her neck) Did I get it?
Carol: Yeah. (Smiles looking totally relaxed)
Mark: (Goes in and hands Doug and Carol gowns) Two GSW's coming in; two 16 year olds.
Doug: (Groans)
Mark: Gun shot to the head, one through the flank. (Holds the door open for them)
Carol: (Gets up) Mark, did you answer the radio?
Mark: All by myself!
Doug: (Gets up and follows Carol)
Scene 2: Uh, I think one of the exam rooms. (Not really a D&C Scene, it was just hilarious!)
Carol: Mr.Savage, exactly which part of "No Smoking" did you not understand?
Mr.Savage: (On his cell phone sitting on the bed) I have to go now, my nurse is here. (Hangs up and continues to smoke)
Carol: Give it to me. What are you, an idiot?
Mr.Savage: Doctor said I need a foley catheter.
Carol: Yeah, I'm not so sure you're gonna want me to put it in, though.
Mr.Savage: I'll be good.
Carol: Hand it over. (Takes the cigarette) C'mon, the whole pack.
Mr.Savage: Why?
Carol: Because I said so.
Mr.Savage: (Doesn't give her the pack)
Carol: (Annoyed) Mr.Savage, I'm not gonna wrestle you. Give me the cigarretes.
Mr.Savage: (Gives it to her)
Carol: Now lie back. (Pulls up a stool at the foot of the bed and sits down)
Mr.Savage: What about a rectal?
Carol: That's next.
Mr.Savage: Will it hurt?
Carol: Only if I want it to.
Scene 3: Nurses' Station (Just wanted to stick in one of the Doug-Arguing-With-Kerry *D.A.W.K* Scenes)
Doug: (Walks into the nurses' station by the desk, where Kerry is...he's pissed) Alright Kerry, you made your point.
Kerry: You know what? I'm not making a point, Doug. This is the real fallout of your actions.
Doug: Well, you send all the requests my way and I'll set 'em straight.
Kerry: Yeah, a journal article would reach more people.
Doug: (Points at the guy who asked him LOUDLY for a detox) That guy's not gonna be reading any journals!
Kerry: Well, at least you can justify your decisions.
Doug: I'm not interested in justifying anything. I am concerned if false hopes were raised. It was one good outcome.
Kerry: Was it a good outcome? Mother and baby are still doing well?
Doug: Well, as far as I know, yes.
Kerry: So follow-up care is not part of your extraordinary measures?
Doug: I am an ER doc, just like you.
Kerry: Not like me, Doug. You acted without the consent of your colleagues.
FEEDBACK: The neck rub was great...glad to see at least one real D&C Scene, aren't you? As for the thing with Mr.Savage, that was just plain hilarious. LOL. And the D.A.W.K scenes, I'm lovin' 'em!
