Carter: Hi.
Lucy: Thought you went home.
Carter: No...we're on in an hour. It's better not to sleep unless you can get at least three.
Lucy: I thought we were saving her.
Carter: No...we were giving her her only chance.
Lucy: That's not good enough.
Carter: It has to be.
Lucy: No, it doesn't.
Carter: Some patients get to you more than others. I know. But when you've done everything you can-sometimes, even more than you thought you could, you gotta walk away knowing you fought the good fight. You fought the good fight Lucy...tomorrow you'll fight another one.
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Lucy: Are you okay?
Carter: No.
Lucy: Can you tell me you name? Do you know your name?
Carter: I know my name, Lucy. I think I, um...
Lucy: What?
Carter: I think, my shoulder, I think I dislocated my shoulder.
Lucy: Are you sure?
Carter: Yeah, interior dislocation. I don't think it's broken.
Lucy: We gotta get you to the hospital.
Carter: Sensation's intact. I gotta pulse.
Lucy: Okay, you stay right there, I'm going to go get some help.
Carter: No, wait, wait, that'll take forever. Did we go over shoulder reductions?
Lucy: No.
Carter: We should have gone over that.
Lucy: You did one that day when you weren't talking to me.
Carter: Alright, you're gonna pull my arm...really hard.
Lucy: Yeah?
Carter: Until you hear it pop.
Lucy: Just like that?
Carter: I hope so.
Lucy: Isn't that going to hurt?
Carter: Oh, yeah.
Lucy: Okay. Ready? One-
Carter: Committ to it, pull hard.
Lucy: two, three.
Carter: AHHH!
Lucy: What, what, what, what did I do? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Carter: Ahh. Heh, heh. We need counter traction. Alright, I know. Alright, stick your foot in my pit.
Lucy: Your what?
Carter: My armpit.
Lucy: Your armpit?
Carter: Just be very careful.
Lucy: You said committ.
Carter: That's right.
Lucy: Are you sure about this? Okay, one-
Carter: Just do it!
Lucy: -two, three!
Carter: AHHHH!
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Carter: "You guys just missed a good case! I just sent a guy up to the OR w/ a carrot obstructing his intestine!"
Carol: "A whole carrot?"
Carter: "Yep!"
Lucy: "How could someone swallow a whole carrot?!"
Carter: "Didn't swallow..."
Lucy: "Oh I get it!"
Carol: Yeah.
Lucy: Oh, God.
Carter: That is a classic, Lucy.
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Carter: I know, but I have to try to find this guy.
Roxannne: Because Lucy's looking for him?
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Carter: Somebody's got to be bright eyed tomorrow.
Lucy: I will be.
Carter: "Lucy! Did you even eat anything today? You must be hungry!"
Lucy: "No...I'm fine."
Jerry: "Well...you can have some of my lunch, but all I have is a carrot!!"
Lucy: "Okay...so I'm an idiot!"
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Haleh: "Gee Carter! Good timing! Leaving the country in time for Mothers Day!"
All the guys: "Aw man!!! It's Mothers Day this weekend?!"
Lucy: "How can you forget your mothers?!"
Romano: "Mother and I are going on a carriage ride through downtown Chicago...You didn't think I had a mother, did you?"
Haleh: "Just trying to picture her..."
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Dale: It's a chick-flick.
Lucy: It's romantic.
Dale: Isn't it, like, four hours long?
Lucy: Yeah, but the special effects are great. Kate Winslet gets naked.
Dale: Oh, well that's encouraging. What'd you got?
Carter: Fender-bender, tender abdomen.
Dale: You ever seen "Titanic", Carter?
Carter: Nope. Chick-flick.
Dale: That's what I said! Lucy just rented it and wants me to watch it with her.
Carter: Leonardo Dicaprio, hoop skirts, and tragic love is kind of my idea of hell on Earth.
Lucy: You guys are neanderthals. What ever happened to the sensitive 90's male? The one's who love romantic dinners and candlelight?
Dale: They're all gay, aren't they Carter?
Carter: Every last one. Listen, now I don't want to ruin the movie for you, Dale, but in the end, the ship sinks.
Lucy: I hate you both. (Walks away)
Dale: Nice package, huh? (Looking at Lucy)
Carter: So, are you two getting...serious?
Dale: She is.
Carter: Have you two...
Dale: Consummated?I wouldn't discuss if I had--I wouldn't want to damage Lucy's reputation. I'll tell you this much, though...thongs. Don't take my word for it. When the lighting's right, you can see through her scrubs.
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Carter: Lucy's like...Lucy's like a...little sister or something to me.
Chuni: Huh, you'd do that with your little sister?
Carter: Nothing happened!
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Lucy: I don't see a broken rib; maybe a hairline fracture.
Carter: Ugh...I feel like an elephant sat on my chest.
Lucy: Well just stay seated, okay, don't get up.
Carter: Ugh.
Lucy: How did you get that cut on your forehead?
Carter: I think I hit it with a chart. You've taken martial arts before.
Lucy: Karate when I was, like, seven.
Carter: Ouch.
Lucy: Oh, come on, it's tiny--it doesn't even need a stitch.
Carter: Ouch!
Lucy: Baby! There. (Lucy kisses his cut) Better?
Carter: Much. (pause) I'm a doctor, you're a student.
Lucy: Hmm
Carter: So we shouldn't be doing this.
Lucy: Mmm-hmm.
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(Making out in exam 6) Carter: Hmmm...mmm..wait.
Lucy: Mmm, I'm almost done.
Carter: No, I mean really wait. Umm, yeah, this isn't right. We can't be doing this.
Lucy: Why not?
Carter: Well, because there are rules. Lucy: What rules? Do you think we can get in trouble?
Carter: Not we--me.
Chuni: Dr. Carter, are you in there?
Carter: You locked that door, right?
Lucy: Yeah, absolutely.
Carter: Both of 'em?
Chuni: Dr. Carter, you okay?
Lucy: Just a second!
Carter: Why did you tell her you were in here?
Lucy: You just locked the door in her face! She knew someone was in here!
(Carter runs out of th door)
Chuni: How are you feeling?
Carter: Much better, thank-you.
Chuni: Lucy?
Lucy: Hmm? Oh, he didn't need any stitches.
Chuni: That's good.
Lucy: I'm going back to work.
Chuni: You're inside out. Your sweater--you've got it on inside out.
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Weaver: (to Carter)You've got something on your neck.
Lydia: It looks like somebody bit you.
Carter: I think I might have it something when I fell down. (whispering) You bit me.
Lucy: What? No I didn't. Oooh, I guess I must've gotten carried away.
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Malik: (looking at Lucy) Mmm. Now that's what I'm talking about--mmm.
Jerry: Roxanne called--twice.
Malik: So.
Jerry: So.
Carter: "So" what, Jerry?
Jerry: "So" Lucy.
Malik: Yeah, come on, man--everybody knows. I heard it from the cashier in the cafeteria.
Jerry: Sherry from radiology.
Carter: I'm not having this conversation.
Weaver: Would someone answer the MICN, please?
Carter: Nothing happened.
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Lucy: You're going the wrong way.
Carter: I didn't see you leading.
Lucy: All right, I'll lead then.
(Carter goes one way, Lucy the other)
Lucy: Hey! Where are you going?
Carter: To find the boning room.
Lucy: You said I could lead.
Carter: I didn't say I'd follow you.
Lucy: " Hey Carter! Here it is........the 'boning room"......."
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Lucy: Have a little faith.
Carter: Have a little faith? In what? Our ability to find one guy in all of Chicago?
Lucy: Then go home. I'll find him myself.
Carter: Yeah right.
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Carter: God forbide, you should listen to me and learn something!
Lucy: What? You don't think I want to learn things?
Carter: Not from me.
Lucy: Why, because I disagree with you?
Carter: Lucy, I have experience, you should at least try to respect that.
Lucy: Carter, I'm just trying to find this guy...
Carter: What?
Lucy: That's him!
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Lucy: I'm so sorry.
Carter: My jeep!
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Guy: Anything for the boss?
Carter: Who?
Guy: The boss, the misses, your girlfriend?
Carter: No, she's not my girlfriend.
Lucy: John, come here. Come here.
Carter: What?
Lucy: Come here.
Guy: Whatever you say pal.
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Lucy: Shouldn't we give something for that. B-tac, shock her, right?
Carter: Not this time.
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Carter: (talking to himself) "Compatible. The best thing for us to do is going back to being"
Lucy: "Hey!"
Carter: "Hi...Hey!"
Lucy: "What are you doing up here?"
Carter: "Uh...Waiting for you!"
Lucy: "Really?"
Carter: "Uhm...Yeah...Look is there some place we can go?"
Lucy: "Uhm...We can back to my dorm. My roommate leaves by 6:30."
Carter: "Your dorm?"
Lucy: "Okay fine, your place then!"
Carter: "Weavers house? No no, see this is the problem. You're a student and I'm a resident."
Carter: "and..."
Lucy: "Right, so you said."
Carter: "...We're not very compatible!"
Lucy: "Yeah, that's true."
Carter: "Very few people drive me crazy the way that you do!"
Lucy: "Yeah, but you irritate the hell out of me!"
Carter: "right.....RIGHT, so clearly this is not something that's gonna work and between hospital policy and us not really liking each other, we should just accept the fact that it was a mistake and we should...uhm..things should go back to be the way they were before.
Lucy: "Oh"
Carter: "I think that's the smartest thing to do for everyone involved."
Lucy: "Oh.......We can just have sex!"
Carter; "No, that's my point. We can't just have sex. I don't wanna have se...(nurse approaches)....Hi, how are ya!"
It was a mistake. It was wrong.
Lucy: Got you! Carter you're really gullible, you know that!"
Carter: "That wasn't FUNNY!
Lucy: "Sure it is....."
"Look you don't wanna hang out. That's fine with me. I'm not really attracted to you any way."
Carter: "Oh, you're not?"
Lucy: "No, you're a little closed-off for my tastes."
Carter: "CLOSED-OFF?"
Lucy: "Emotional withdrawn. Not really in touch with your feelings."
Carter: "I am not!"
Lucy: "Sure you are!"
Carter: "I am NOT!"
Lucy: "Just forget it, okay! Your right we are not compatible!"
Carter: "Believe me, I'm in touch with my feelings right now! I wanna throttle you!"
Lucy: " Throttle???" THERE'S an 'in touch with your feelings' kinda word............"
Carter: Oh, now you're going to ridicule my vocabulary
Lucy: "Just okay, I just meant opposites attract. Okay, we sounds like my grandparents. They've been married for 56 years. Still having great sex too!"
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Carter: "i'm glad you stopped taking the Ritalin. I think it was the right decision. But I can't hold your hand through this."
Lucy: "I never would have thought to ask you to. Your not CAPABLE of it!"
Carter: "What is THAT supposed to mean?"
Lucy: "It means you haven't liked me since I've been here! I've Never quite lived up to YOUR standards. "
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Carter: "You got me coffee?" You don't have to do that."
Lucy: "I know"
Carter: "Just for me?"
Lucy: Can you imagine me, on caffeine??? One sugar, right???"
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Carter: "I just want you to be successful."
Lucy: "I know that's what you THINK! But I think YOU want to be successful as a TEACHER! And in order for you to do THAT, I have to be a perfect reflection of YOU! And that's NOT who I am! I have a patient...."
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Lucy: You're leaving?
Carter: As soon as I find this blood.
Lucy: Great, so I can go?
Carter: Yeah, sure, Lucy, bail.
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Lucy: Thank you. Thank you very much.
Carter: What?
Lucy: He was about to tell me about the guy who runs bets for Nelson.
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Lucy: My sift is over. You said I can go, so I'm going.
Carter: Whatever.
Lucy: Why do you have to be such an ass about it?
Carter: Lucy, I don't care what you do. I'm going to find blood for this kid.
Lucy: So am I.
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Carter: "Just what did you hope to accomplish?"
Lucy: "I don't know....I wanted to impress you and it just spun out of control."
Carter" "If you EVER lie to me again, you can find ANOTHER rotation!"
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(Carter staring at Lucy's ass)
Lucy: (Talking to Chuni) "Was he staring at my ASS?!?!"
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Carter: "Group therapy on your first week?"
Lucy: "That's what my intern said."
Carter: "All I did was observe the first two weeks of my psych rotation."
Lucy: "I believe he used the words 'sink or swim'."
Carter: "I think he's just trying to scare you."
Lucy: "I'm not scared. I'm actually really good at this stuff!"
Carter: "What's that.....mental illness?"
Lucy: "Shut-up....."
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Carter: "There's no such thing as miracles."
Lucy: "You don't believe that."
Carter: "I thought I had the Big Cahuna on my side on this one. That's really arrogant. isn't it?"
Lucy: "Very...."
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Carter: "That IS a miracle!"
Lucy: "Before you give the 'Big Guy' too much credit, there's something you should know.....I introduced them."
Carter: "See THAT! YOU are an instrument of God!"
Lucy: "Please........."
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Carter: "You are the ONLY student I ever had that shows potential."
Lucy: "And I DO respect you. You ARE a good teacher."
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Lucy: "Right, Dr. Carter?"
Jerry: "PLEASE don't call him 'Doctor' Carter! Then you'll never be able to live with him..."
Lucy: "What SHOULD I call you?"
Jerry: "He's just......CARTER!"
Carter: DR. Carter will be fine.
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Carter: "So...everything under control in here?"
Lucy: "Fine...I asked Malik for some help with the IV..."
Carter: "Good, use the nurses......that's an important lesson..."
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Lucy: "Dr. Carter...Do you have a lucky number you want me to bet on?"
Carter: "No..thank you. I'm not feeling very lucky today..."
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Lucy: (Tosses large binder on admit desk)
miniature gorilla: (starts 'singing' the macarena)
Haleh: "What the hell is that?"
Jerry: Cool, huh? It's SOUND activated! I got it at Grossman's flea market."
Carol: "Wasn't the macarena like...1990?"
Lucy: "'93. I did it at my college graduation."
Carter: "REALLY? Why don't you....SHOW us?"
Lucy: "In your dreams......"
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Lucy: "I wouldn't have asked SO many questions if you told me what you were doing..."
Carter: "I'm sorry you thought it was YOUR business to ask me!"
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Carter: "Hey, what are YOU doing here?"
Lucy: " I'm on another ER rotation."
Carter: "It takes guts for you to tackle something that got the better of you the first time around...."
Mark: "And YOU get another shot at supervising her!"
Lucy: "So......together again..."
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Randi : Lucy, the pharmacy called. Your prescription's ready."
Lucy: "Thanks!"
Carter: "You sick?"
Lucy: "No..."
Carter: "What is it then?"
Lucy: "Nothing!"
Carter: "Then why are you on medication?"
Lucy: "Why are you SO NOSY?"
Carter: "Who precribed it?"
Lucy: "NONE of your business!"
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Lucy: Did I say the wrong thing?
Mark: In general, it's not a good idea to show up the residents.
Lucy: So, I should give the wrong answer.
Mark: Tricky, isn't it?
Chuni: Welcome aboard.
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Carter: The patient wanted to leave A.M.A. Ms. Knight mistakenly explained his condition in medical rather than layman terms.
Mark: Why is a third year explaining? Where were you?
Carter: I was assisting Dr. Weaver in a trauma. I didn't tell her to do it.
Lucy: Yes, you did.
Carol: Look, I hate to break in, but we've got a helicopter landing with a blunt head trauma.
Lucy: You told me to give her the full picture.
Carter I didn't mean you.
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Lucy: It's the same for you, isn't it? Residents start bucking for chief when their interns?
Carter: Right.
Lucy: You've probably been laying the groundwork since day one?
Carter: Oh, yeah.