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| Prosthetic Head Characters- Johnny Crackhead |
| Johnny Crackhead is... well... he's a crackhead. He comes to the land of Prosthetic Head from the Bishop's web comic, The Can of Spam. Johnny is a traveling alarm-clock salesman from South Park, Colorado, who moved shortly before the spawning of another cartoon (guess which one, stupid). He could have been popular there, but now spends his time wandering around, looking for crack. As of right now, Johnny has sold a kidney, a testicle, and his brain stem for crack money. He is trying to figure out how to clone his other testicle, because that brought in a LOT of money. Height: 5' 9" Weight: 100 lbs (he hasn't eaten, he's on crack) Age: 21 Quote: Wanna buy an alarm clock?... Or a testicle?... I need some crack. |
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