Prosthetic Head, Episode Seven:
Bishop Moon's Revenge
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Man, that sucked.
Jill!  I need a favor...
I'll do it... assuming you're willing to cough up something good.
I'll give you Bough's address.
Sold! Whatcha need?
It's simple... Bough is standing about ten yards behind you.  I want you to go bug him.
BOUGH'S HERE?!  I'm on it!!
(heh heh heh... E-Rev, I shall have your soul...)
Hihihihihi!! Whatcha doin', huh huh huh?!
Jill... I don't think it's such a good idea for you to bug me like this...
I just can't leave you alone!!  Where ya goin'?  Can I go too?
(can't take much more...)
(it's working!)
No... not again!!
Stalking lamer, I BLOW YOU UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT!
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Behold, my true power!
(so that's his secret!!  I can defeat him!)
E-Rev!  This is a challenge- I'm calling you out!
... ha... haha... mwaHAHAHAHA!!!  A mere mortal?!  Challange me?!  How dare you?!
Fucking lamer... I BLOW YOU UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT!!
What?!  No-!
Nooooo!!  This is impossible!!!!!
Fry, evil one!  You are defeated!!
What?! Why aren't you dead?!
Foolish mortal... did you really believe that you could defeat me with my own power?!
Well... yeah, actually.
It was a good try, human... but let a master show you how it's done!
Mortal...
Lamer...
... I BLOW YOU UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT!!
... I BLOW YOU UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT!!
One hour later...
Oww... my head... what happened?
Wait... I remember... I got him!!  Revenge is mine!!
"And so, the Bishop proved that just because E-Rev is an evil alter-ego of a main character, he can't win every time.  Of course, E-Rev will probably be really pissed later, but that's the Bishop's problem, wouldn't you agree?  Of course, if E-Rev happens to come across almost any other character, it will be their problem as well... oh well.  Stay tuned!"
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