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| Prosthetic Head, Episode Six: Jill's Quest for a Victim |
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| Greetings, oh new girl! Who might you be? |
| My name is Jill. |
| Welcome to Prosthetic Head, Jill. Say, you look like a stalker. |
| What?! How did you guess? |
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| I have an eye for these things. |
| Do you know of anyone interesting I can follow around? |
| Hmmm... as a matter of fact, I know the perfect guy! |
| One hour later... |
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| Hey man. Who's your friend? |
| This is Jill. Jill, this is Bough, that guy I told you about. |
| Hang on a minute. What'd I miss? |
| Cooooool- a new victim!! |
| V-victim?! What's going on?! |
| Gotta go. Bye. |
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| So what's all this talk of "victims", eh? |
| It's simple. I am a stalker. I am going to follow you everywhere you go and record your every move. |
| Jeez, is that all?! I thought you were going to rape me or something! |
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| What do you mean, "Is that all?"? You'll have no privacy! |
| Jill, this is a web comic for crying out loud. Do you honestly think I have any privacy? |
| Your web surfers cannot view you in the shower. HA! |
| Nor can I KILL THEM! |
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| Good God, what happened to you?! |
| Fucking lamer, I BLOW YOU UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT!! |
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| Noooooo-OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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| No one stalks the Almighty E-Rev! |
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| Almighty my ASS, you killed her, didn't you?! |
| Yes, I killed her, but she was stalking me! |
| You fucking garden-gnome, she was stalking Bough, not your midgety ass! |
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| You watch what you call me, Bish... |
| What are you gonna do, zap me wif oo widdle ray? |
| Fucking disrespectful lamer... do not try my patience... |
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| Who's a lamer? I have my own web-comic, I don't have to take your shit. YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING CO-STAR! |
| That does it, I BLOW YOU UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT!! |
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| Bough, make him stop!! |
| He can't hear you now, lamer! FRY! |
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| "And so, no one ever saw the stupid mortals again (at least, not until the next episode), proving once again that fucking lamers are no match for the awesome power of the E-Rev. Of course, Bishop Moon is no lamer, but he is every bit as dead as Jill, is he not? ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY E-REV!" |
| End. Man, that sucked. |