Prosthetic Head, Episode Four: Johnny's Trippin
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Man, that sucked.
Whoaaaaa... dude, that was some high-grade shit...
Hey!  I'm startin to see stuff!... coooooool.
Hello, Johnny.
Who the hell are you?
I'm a wombat.
What in the hell is a wombat?
I'm a wombat.
Woooooow... say, what's a wombat do, anywho?
Not much... I am only two feet tall, you know.
Wow, man.  That's amazing.
Are you ok, sir?  You seem a bit... off.
I'm on crack.
Crack, you say?  Sir, that is very inappropriate.
You can't judge me. Fuck you.
You will pay!!!
TRANSFORMATION WOO-HOO WOO-HOO!!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S A...  what the hell are you now, wombat?
Cluck cluck
... what kind of wombat says "cluck cluck"?
Cluck cluck
God dammit, if you don't start making sense RIGHT NOW, I'm going to leave and go smoke some crack!
Cluck cluck.
Fine.  I'm outta here.
You will go nowhere, mortal.
Cool!  You're one of those circus midgets, right?!  Can I pet you?!
Insolent fool!  Bow before the Almighty E-Rev!
Ohh, now I get it.
You recognize me as your Lord and Master?
You're one of those Dancing Wombat-Chicken Televangelists, right?!  Kickass!
Stupid fucking lamer, I BLOW YOU UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT!!!
Whoaaaa dude!  Cool special effects!!
No!!  It's not working!!
How dare you not die when I zap you?!
*giggle* That tickled.  Do it again!!
(Damn.  The drug has granted him immunity!)
Stupid non-dying lamer... I will have your soul.
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Coooooooooooooooooooool, man.
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