Prosthetic Head, Episode Two: The Bishop Meets the Whore
Hey Donna.
Hey.  Who's your friend?
Oh, this is Bishop Moon.  Bish, this is Donna.  She's a prostitute.
Sa-weet!  I got $40 if you got 15 minutes, baby!
You know it, stud.  Let's go.
Hold on, dude!  Stop!
Fuck you man, you can have her when I'm done!
Wait!!  There's something you should know about her!
What is she, a transvestite or something?
Worse.  She's got every disease in the book.  Twice.
Is that true, Donna?
Well... um... *ahem* Yeah.
No prob.  I'll use a rubber- BEDROOM, HERE I COME!!
You don't understand dude, these things will tear that latex to shreds!!  They're like VD's on steroids!
No- you still don't get it.  Guys in East L.A. haven't tapped this in two years.
Alright!!  She's like a virgin!!  I'm ready NOW!
Let's head back to my place.
No.  Bish, we're outta here.  C'mon.  Now.
Fine.  (We'll continue when "saftey fag" isn't here.)
GODDAMMIT!!  I was THIS close!!!  Fucking kids...
End.
Man, that sucked.
Big deal.  I'll double-wrap it.
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