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| Prosthetic Head, Episode Eleven: Bob's Search for Bunnies |
| End. Man, that sucked. |
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| Hey Johnny, you're a crackhead, right? |
| Yeah... why, are you selling something? |
| No... but I'll give you some cash in exchange for... a ... favor. |
| I'm not gonna get screwed again, am I?* |
| *- See Episode 9 for details. |
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| No, all you have to do is find me... something. |
| Really? What? |
| ... bunnies. |
| Oh, yeah, I forgot, you're a rapist. |
| Hey! I prefer the term "animal"... uh... "enjoyer". |
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| Ohhh, okay. I forgot, you're an animal enjoyer. |
| Right. Now, go find me some bunnies!! |
| Hang on!!... How much do I get paid? |
| I will give you $500 for one bunny. Does that sound fair? |
| F-f-f-f-five hundred dollars?! Sold!! |
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| Eh-heh-heh-heh. Heeeeeeeere, bunny bunny... |
| An hour later... |
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| Heeeeeere, bunny bunny... man, this sucks... I've been here for like 10 Episodes and I've never seen a single bunny!! Jeez, what am I supposed to do...? |
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| Yes!!! There's some now!! |
| *boing boing* |
| Prepare to be raped... er... enjoyed!! |
| *boing boing* |
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| Get back here!! |
| *boing boing* |
| Don't boing!! Come back!! You're my crack money!! |
| *boing boing* |
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| Damn!! They got away!! I need a plan... |
| An hour later... |
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| Yeah!! I have a cool bunny-call! Now I can call them to me at will!! |
| *ppfffdjalkjsmpadknakdfdadi* |
| What in the hell kind of bunny call was that?! Maybe I did it wrong... |
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| *ppfffdjalkjsmpadknakdfdadi* |
| *ppfffdjalkjsmpadknakdfdadi* |
| That's weird... I didn't know that bunnies said ppfffdjalkjsmpadknakdfdadi. Odd... |
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| *ppfffdjalkjsmpadknakdfdadi* |
| I'll give it one more shot... |
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| It worked!! |
| *boing boing* |
| Heeeeeere, bunny bunny... |
| *boing boing* |
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| C'mon, bunny!! *ppfffdjalkjsmpadknakadfdadi* |
| Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop saying that. |
| .... what? |
| That word. It's offensive. Don't say it. |
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| Oh... well... uh... okay. |
| So, where are we going? |
| To meet Bob. |
| Bob? Who's Bob? |
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| Well... he's an animal enjoyer. |
| ... he sounds suspiciously like a rapist. |
| ... well... that's because he is. |
| I'd rather go smoke some crack. |
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| You mean you're a crackhead too?! |
| Yeah. I just got a shipment in the other day. Wanna go get high? |
| Hell yeah!! |
| "And so, Johnny learns that not all little woodland creatures are as sweet and wholesome as they appear. In the process, Johnny made a new friend, who loves illegal drugs as much as he does. Stranger things have happened... albeit not very often. Stay tuned!" |