Prosthetic Head, Episode One: Donna Comes to Town
Hi.  Are you new here?
Yeah.
What's your name?
Donna.
Cool.  Welcome to Prosthetic Head.  Where ya from?
East L.A.
East L.A.?  What were you up to out there?
I was a prostitute.
... riiiiiiight... So, you're from East L.A... what disease do you have?
AIDS.
... and?
The clap.
... and?
Three hours later...
... and that's all.
Wow.  Impressive.  So, what brings you here, anyways?
I have not been laid in more than two years.
I wonder why...
End.
Man, that sucked.
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